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Xander slurped his drink and glanced
over Spike’s shoulder. “What is that thing?”
“What thing?” Spike asked.
Xander pointed. “You know what thing. That thing. That ugly, grotesque
thing that is seriously making me want to scream and run for the hills.”
Spike looked behind and grinned. “Oh! Sorry, luv. That’s Angel.”
Xander hit him. “No! The guy he’s doing the dodgy deal with.”
“Ah. That, my love, is a… Actually, I don’t know what sort of demon that
is. Not local, I don’t think. Not originally, anyway.”
“How can you be so calm?! That demon is at least ten feet tall!”
“So? What’s size got to do with it? Never heard of a gentle giant? Or
The Jolly Green Giant?”
“Yes, but I never pictured The Jolly Green Giant twisting off somebody’s
head.”
“Well, he’s a bouncer. That’s his job. And that’s what happens to drug
dealers in this place.”
“How comforting.” Xander took another swig of his drink and slammed the
glass down. “And this stuff is disgusting. What is it?”
“You really want to know?”
Xander put on expression number seventy eight: doubtful and slightly
scared. “No. I’m gonna go get a Coke. They do sell Coke, right? Or am I
going to end up with a glass of demon seed?”
Spike couldn’t help but flick a guilty glance at Xander’s half empty
glass. He decided that honesty was not always the best policy. “They do
Coke,” he offered.
“Great. You want anything?”
Spike opened his mouth.
“Besides a shag?” Xander continued.
Spike closed his mouth again and checked that he still had plenty of
lager in his glass. “Nope. I’m good. You’ll give me a shag later,
though?”
Spike grinned again as Xander rolled his eyes and made his way to the
bar. He picked up his drink and took a long sip, his eyes constantly on
his lover as he weaved through the crowd. The bar was a clean, peaceful
one, with most of the clientele there to just get away from everyday
life, but Spike was always one to err on the side of caution.
Almost exclusively for demons only, many of the club’s patrons had a
dislike of humans. It wasn’t that they hated them, made war with them or
went out of their way to hunt and kill them. Quite the opposite. They
went out of their way to avoid them, many existing almost permanently in
underground dwellings and only venturing out to socialise with other
like-minded demons in clubs such as this one.
The result of this was that humans weren’t exactly welcome. Vampires –
fine in small doses. Humans – considered low-down Nazis.
See, vampires just do their thing and get on with it. They hunt, they
kill, and they avoid the sun. Job done. But humans? They were
complicated, arrogant, unpredictable and violent beyond any
comprehension. For souled beings, the behaviour of most humans was
pretty horrific. At least, that’s how much of the demon population saw
them, many of those demons retreating to a gathering place that was
devoid of human activity.
Hence Spike’s intense scrutiny of Xander’s whereabouts and the proximity
of the demons to him. Now, strictly speaking, Xander wasn’t exactly the
most human of humans in the whole world. A vampire’s consort and gifted
with powers of the gods, Xander was probably one of the most inhuman of
humans that any of these demons had come across. But they were still
suspicious. They could tell that Xander was different, but they couldn’t
quite work out why. The consort status flared like a beacon and warned
them not to touch, but that little something extra that he had put them
on guard.
Besides, something was very wrong with this neighbourhood right now.
Spike leaned back in his seat and smiled as Xander tried to order his
Coke. The poor boy was getting increasingly frustrated as every time he
tried to order his drink the bartender frowned, shrugged and wandered
away, only to do the same again when Xander called him back and
re-ordered. What Xander didn’t realise was that the bartender was a
Gremolian demon. In that language, ‘Coke’ meant ‘Please take yourself
away’. Rough translation.
“Geez, what was that guy’s problem?” Xander asked as he plopped himself
back in his seat. “All that for a Coke? You’re ordering next time.”
Spike saluted. “You’re the boss.”
“Really?”
“No.”
“Oh.” Xander drummed his fingers on the table and took a good look
around. He hadn’t really registered his surroundings before now, his
attention being somewhat fixed on the surprisingly large demon - that
didn’t look in the slightest bit jolly – that Angel had immediately met
up with.
Considering that this was a demon club, it wasn’t actually that bad.
Well lit and surprisingly clean, Pandemonium was the best demon club
that Xander had ever been to. And he’d been to a few.
“So, I’m guessing this place isn’t advertised much,” Xander mused.
“Nope. Demon exclusive. They don’t like prying eyes around here,
especially human ones.”
“Is that why every other demon in this place is looking at me like I’m
some sort of fungal infection?”
“Yep.”
“And I can expect to get my throat cut when, exactly?”
“They won’t touch you. They just don’t trust you.”
“But they trust you?”
“I’m a demon,” Spike replied with a shrug.
“No fair. I’m nothing but a meddlesome kid.”
“But you’re a sexy meddlesome kid.”
“Duh.”
“Hey, guys. What’s cooking? Angel nearly done?” Doyle sat himself down
in one of the empty seats and leaned his elbows on the table.
Spike turned around to briefly check. “Don’t look like it. He’s still in
conversation with the object of Xander’s nightmares.”
“He’s scary looking,” Xander explained.
Doyle gave him a look. “You of all people should know not to judge a
book by its cover.”
“I’m not saying he’s evil. I’m just saying that…he looks evil. He has
evil lookage. And have you seen the size of his claws? Those things
could easily rip open a stomach or a bag of chips in a split second.
That’s speedy, my friend. And sharp, too.”
Doyle chuckled and shook his head. “You’re out of your tree, man.”
“Who was that bloke you were nattering to?” Spike asked, motioning his
head towards the crowd of demons.
“Just an old mate. We used to be poker buddies.”
“You play poker?” Xander asked. “How come I didn’t know that?”
“Because I don’t play anymore,” Doyle answered immediately. “It’s a
mug’s game.”
“Yeah, but only if you lose,” Xander argued. “Otherwise it’s win, win
all the way to the piggy bank.”
“I used to play for slightly more than money box currency.”
“You in the big league?” Spike asked. “Broken fingers and lots’a
cheating?”
“Something like that.” Doyle looked vaguely uncomfortable, so Spike
dropped the subject.
“Um, you often hang out with demons?” Xander asked slyly. He’d long
suspected that Doyle was more than he seemed and day by day his
curiosity grew.
Doyle shrugged. “Sometimes. I never used to – when I was young. But as I
got older and realised that…things weren’t always what they seemed, I
hung out with a few here and there. I think Angel’s finishing up,” he
suddenly said, steering the conversation away.
“All done?” Spike asked as Angel approached the table.
“For tonight.”
“Meaning?”
“Meaning, he doesn’t trust me. And why should he? A vampire that kills
his own kind with a Childe that does the same. And two humans that
are…human.”
“So, he won’t help us?” Xander asked.
“No. Not yet.”
“Does it really matter, Angel? There are other informants,” Doyle
reasoned.
“Not like this one. Breeta’s got the lowdown on just about all the dodgy
demon activity in this area. If we can get him onside, it could really
help us in the future.”
“And just how are we going to get him onside? Sacrifice a baby to his
demon god? Put on a little skit? What exactly is it going to take this
time?”
“Spike -” Angel started.
“Okay, okay, no fighting! Please!” Xander interrupted, jumping quickly
between them. In the weeks since Angel had got the chip out of his head,
things had been slowly going back to normal between Spike and his Sire.
In other words, they were fighting like cat and dog. In a way it was
sort of comforting, but in another it was annoying – especially at two
in the morning after a long day of listening to Cordelia bitch about her
manicurist. “Angel, just tell us. What is it going to take to convince
him to help us?”
Angel hesitated before answering. “…I don’t know. Maybe just
perseverance. Maybe more. He needs to see that he can trust us to clear
up this neighbourhood.”
*This* neighbourhood had once been a good one. A place where families
could thrive, children could play in the park and where you could walk
down the street without fear of catching a bullet in your back. But that
was all slowly disappearing. A wave of crime, drugs and guns had hit
this corner of the city hard and the citizens were going crazy with
fear, paranoia and the basic need to survive.
The result? A demon war that was about to spiral out of control.
There were three key players:
K’Bat, a cross-breed demon that specialised in drugs that could melt a
human brain and hook a demon after the second hit.
Isaac, a bitter and twisted Snarf demon that lived on the fear of others
and had an extra special fascination with guns.
Sharl, a demon that was so far in the shadows that no-one even knew what
breed he was. His name was the definition of fear and the demon populous
cowered from it. Angel wasn’t sure what his involvement was, but the
demon did seem to have a five block territory that kept out other
gangster activity.
These three demons were greatly feared and, although they were the cause
of the neighbourhood problems, no-one was about to point the finger at
them. Not without protection and a guarantee of absolute safety.
“So we just keep coming back, then, every night until he does trust us,”
Xander said, gathering up his jacket. “Maybe he can tell us something
small and we can sort it out for him. Maybe that would help.”
“That’s actually a good idea…” Angel started.
“I’m glad you think so. But not tonight. Some of us have freaky
brain-power training with Jaham in the morning. An early-ish night is
definitely called for.”
Angel nodded and stared around him. This place was a haven. He wondered
for how much longer that would be true.
“We come back tomorrow.”
**
It was six o’clock in the evening
and Xander had been through eight hours of training with Jaham. This was
now a daily event. As the weeks had passed Xander had set fire to two
couches, Angel’s carpet and had accidentally caused lightning to strike
a poor defenceless mail box that had refused to open up.
Angel’s carpet hadn’t been an accident. Xander just hated it and after
finding out that Doyle did, too, he decided to do his friend a favour.
All this meant that Xander needed serious training to harness his powers
and prevent him from hurting himself and those around him. And, at
Spike’s insistence, Xander was learning how to use those powers in
defence and attack. As far as Spike was concerned, the more arsenal
Xander had at his disposal the better. It helped Spike to sleep better
at night…day.
“Wakey, wakey, rise and shine,” Jaham whispered to bring Xander out of
his trance. His training always began and ended with meditation that put
him under so deep that he seemed to leave his body and just float away.
Xander’s eyes flickered and slowly opened. “Hey, are we all done?”
“Yes. For today. How do you feel?”
“Am I supposed to say empowered? Rested? Meditated?”
“You may say whatever you feel.”
“Okay, then. I feel…excited!”
“Ah, I thought a saw an extra bounce in your flame throwing this
morning.”
“Yeah, sorry about your drapes, man.”
“That’s quite alright. I can get more.”
“Exactly! That’s what I tried to tell Angel about his carpet. He wasn’t
quite so understanding, though. How was I to know it was an antique? But
then again, it did look totally old.”
Jaham motioned Xander to his feet and passed him a large glass of orange
juice. “And why are you so excited?”
“It’s my birthday tomorrow.”
“Congratulations, young man.”
“Thanks. This will be my last day as a teenager. Tomorrow, I become a
fully fledged adult.”
“That certainly is something to be excited about.”
“Oh, but that’s not the best part. Spike’s going to give me my main
present today. He said he would have given it to me tomorrow, but
tomorrow is Sunday and they wouldn’t let him get it then. It had to be
today.”
Jaham gave him a curious look. “Sounds interesting. Any ideas what it
might be?”
“No idea. Spike said he was having trouble deciding what to get me for
my main present but then, from out of nowhere, he had this idea. Anyway,
I gotta run. Duty calls. I gotta go help Cordy mind the… one phone that
we have.”
“Of course. Well, it’s been nice to see you again. Will you be attending
tomorrow?”
“Absolutely.”
“Wonderful. Perhaps we can work some more on the telekinesis? I’m
positive that it is lying dormant somewhere. Best find it before it
finds you, yes?”
“Great! Sounds like a plan. See you then.”
“Goodbye, and mind how you cross the street. The traffic gets worse by
the day.”
Xander nodded in agreement and offered Jaham a blinding smile. He never
got tired of Jaham’s fussing. The old man was fast becoming a beloved
friend.
The journey home was a quick one, even though Xander chose to walk
rather than take the bus. Considering that he fought beside two vampires
and…whatever the hell Doyle was, Xander needed every opportunity to keep
fit. And he took those opportunities wherever he could. Power walking -
Xander-style - home from Jaham’s was just one of them.
These walks home also gave Xander time to reflect and think, a little
bit of alone time which was essential to keep him sane. He would think
about that day’s session with Jaham, Spike, his consort status, Angel’s
recent problems, Doyle’s secret, his own future. Sometimes he would just
let his brain wander and see what it came up with.
Today Xander’s brain decided to think about college. He and Spike had
first discussed this back when they lived in their little house in
Sunnydale. Spike was convinced that Xander had a talent for art and had
persuaded him to consider applying for UC Sunnydale.
Of course, none of that had happened. Not because Xander had wussed out
but because the Initiative had struck and made it too dangerous for him
and Spike to be in Sunnydale. After the fall-out they had left
immediately and come to LA with Angel. So, with all that upheaval,
Angel’s near breakdown, the chip, the problems with Graham, not to
mention Xander’s gift from Isis, college had been pretty low down on the
list.
But things were calmer now – from a personal point of view. Perhaps when
the whole demon war thing was all said and done - and Xander had no
doubt that with Spike and Angel on the case it would be – he could
consider the option of college again. He was sure that Spike would still
support and encourage him and the thought of having something of his
own, something that no-one else he knew could do was very exciting.
Well, he was the only one among them that could do a rain dance, but
that was hardly the same thing.
“Hey, Cordy. What’s the sitch?” Xander asked as he stepped through the
Angel Investigations door. “Any demons to chase or oogie boogies to
smack down?”
“Nada,” Cordy replied without looking up from her book.
Xander sat himself on her desk and fiddled with her pencils. “Watcha
reading?” He tilted up the book to look at the cover. “Exorcism for
Dummies? Cordy, I think this might be a little advanced for you.”
Cordelia looked up and glared. “Mock all you want. But don’t come
running to me when your head starts spinning around and you vomit your
lunch all over the floor.”
“And ruin another carpet? I wouldn’t dare. Don’t worry. I promise to
remain possession free. Are Angel and Doyle up yet?”
“Hey, it says here that a demon can possess your body at any time. And
yes, they’re in Angel’s office.”
“Great. Thanks. For both pieces of info.” Xander slipped off the desk
and made his way into Angel’s office without a glance back.
“Oh, but you may want to…!”
“GAH!”
“…knock,” Cordelia finished. “Ooops.”
“Oh, my god,” Xander cried, slapping his hands over his eyes. “I so did
not need to see that. I’m definitely deleting that from my memory
banks.”
Angel and Doyle pulled apart. “I-I didn’t hear you coming,” Angel
spluttered.
Xander kept his eyes covered and instinctively turned away. “Please tell
me you’re talking to me and not Doyle. Because if you two aren’t done
then can I suggest that I go away and come back at a more convenient
time?”
“What’s this, then?” Spike asked in an amused tone as he appeared at the
door and leant on the frame. “Blind man’s buff?”
“There’s a blind man in the buff?! Oh, gods, did I step into the
Twilight Zone?”
Spike chuckled and moved to pull Xander’s hands from his eyes. “Blind.
Man’s. Buff. You gone deaf as well as barmy?”
“No. I just can’t hear very well when my eyes are shut.”
“That statement could only have come from you.”
“Well, it’s true!”
“I have no doubt. Now shut your trap and gimme a kiss, sexy.”
Xander grinned and did just that. The most wonderful place in the world
was right here in Spike’s arms, and it had been hours since he’d felt
them wrapping around him and holding him tight. Spike’s lips were cool
to the touch and Xander felt a chill go through his body as their
tongues met and slid together.
“Euw. Gross. It isn’t enough that I have to put up with the touchy twins
here – I have to deal with the two of you going at it, too? I don’t get
paid nearly enough for this.” Cordelia stood indignantly with her hands
on her hips and her nose turned up.
“Yeah, whatever, luv,” Spike laughed. “You love it and you know it.”
“Spike, you’re a pig. And there’s someone on the phone for you.”
“Ah. Great.” Spike released his lover with a final peck to his lips and
walked back into the main office.
“And I’m not your secretary!” Cordelia shouted after him as an
afterthought.
Doyle smirked. “But if you were, you’d be so good at it. Great dresser,
wonderful hair, perfect shoes – you’re every guy’s dream secretary.”
“Really?” Cordelia smiled. “Hey, you’re right. Anybody would be lucky to
have me. I mean, so what if my typing sucks and my filing bites. At
least I look good while I’m doing it!”
Everybody nodded and made positive noises.
“Right. All set,” Spike announced.
“For what?” Angel asked.
“For Xan’s surprise birthday present, of course.”
“Oh! What is it?!” Xander asked.
“Not telling! Wouldn’t be a surprise, then, would it?”
“I guess not. Can I try and guess?”
“No.”
“Not even with Twenty Questions?”
“No.”
“Can I have a hint?”
“No.”
“Not even a small one?”
“Not one more word, luv, or you’ll get nothing.”
Xander pouted.
“And pack that in, too. It won’t work – much. Stop it!”
Xander grinned and flopped into Angel’s chair. “So when do I get it?”
“When I go and pick it up.”
“And that would be when?”
“Tonight. After we’ve done our bit at Pandemonium. Speaking of which,
what’s the plan, Peaches?”
Angel shrugged and ushered Xander out of the chair. “We go. We blend. We
see what happens. Not much more we can do at this point.”
“Are you gonna try to talk to this Breeta again?” Spike asked.
“I’ll try. I have to. We need the low-down on these ‘Kingpins’. And
right now? He’s all we’ve got.”
**
“Is it me, or is it busier in here tonight?” Xander asked.
“Saturday night, man,” Doyle explained. “What demon doesn’t want to shed
his briefcase and dance his troubles away after a hard day of demoning?”
“Good point. Wow, there sure are some scare-your-pants-off types in
tonight. Look at that horn!”
Doyle glanced over at the demon that Angel was trying to make
conversation with. That was, indeed, a very impressive horn. Doyle
frowned in the general direction of his lover and for just a moment he
wished that Angel wasn’t quite so single minded.
For weeks Angel had been convinced that this neighbourhood’s demon
gangsters centred on this club. All arrows, fingers and claws pointed
here.
Doyle wasn’t so sure. The club seemed, to all intents and purposes, to
be as clean as a whistle. No drugs, no guns and even biting wasn’t
allowed. But there was one thing that did tie the club to the local
mooks. The bouncer – Breeta.
That name came up over and over again. Breeta appeared to be the local
hardman – a protector of his people and someone that the gangs never
messed with. Doyle had trouble figuring that one out. If he was that
well known as opposition to the gangs, wouldn’t they just off him? Maybe
they were afraid that killing him would just make him into a martyr? Or
maybe they were just too afraid.
Doyle watched intently as Angel and his horned companion were joined by
Breeta. He’d have to keep his eye on that one.
“Whoa, check out all the tentacles!”
Xander’s exclamation nudged Doyle from his thoughts and he looked around
him until he saw the only demon that Xander could possibly be talking
about.
“Wow. That is a lot of tentacles.” And there were. Attached to a
stunning, electric blue demon, ten long tentacles weaved and wavered in
the air. The demon was tall and slender and had the body of the most
beautiful woman that either man had ever seen. Perfect in every way, the
creature’s body shone with iridescent light as she moved through the
crowd, her sensuous tentacles brushing softly against every male within
her reach. She turned towards Doyle and Xander only momentarily and
smiled before she carried on towards the bar. Her face was human in
shape, but the colour and watery texture of her skin made her look very
alien indeed.
She was beautiful.
And she was touching up Spike.
“Hey!” Xander slammed down the glass he was holding and marched across
the club.
“Sweet Mary Mother of…” Doyle muttered as he followed along behind. He
hoped to god this wasn’t going to result in a fight. Or a fire.
“Hey, blue girl! Get your rubbery tentacles off him!”
“Xan,” Spike started.
“No, I got this. I said, unhand him! Or, un-tentacle him!”
The demon slowly withdrew her tentacles. “I am sorry. I didn’t realise
the vampire was taken…by a human?” She looked surprised and drew close
to inhale deeply. “Almost human,” she remarked, more to herself.
“Yeah, that’s right. He is taken. By me. A human – kinda. He’s mine. So
stay away or…”
“Or what, half-breed?” The demon’s tentacles rose and waved in the air
in a threatening, Kali-like formation. “Do you believe you can best me?”
Spike put a hand against Xander’s chest and pushed him back. “Hang on a
minute, here. Drop the tentacles and step away,” he warned the demon.
“But your lover challenges me.”
“No,” Spike insisted. “He just doesn’t want you to touch me. He doesn’t
like it. He’s a bit protective like that. Got a real territorial streak,
yeah?”
“Me?!” Xander squealed. “I’ve got a territorial streak?! That’s
rich!”
“Shut it,” Spike told him. “He’s just guarding what’s his, understand?”
“The boy shows his loyalty to you?” the demon asked.
“Yes.”
“Then I will forgive the insult.” Tentacles lowered and Spike resisted a
sigh of relief.
Xander huffed. “But, I didn’t insult…!” Spike glared. “Nothing.”
“I apologise for any…misunderstanding. Loyalty is one of the most
important possessions that anyone – man or demon – can hold. My name is
Gagan.”
“Spike. This is Xander. Doyle. And there’s an Angel around here
somewhere.”
“It is good to meet you. Will you join me for drinks?”
“Yeah, why not.”
Gagan turned to attract the bartender’s attention.
“Do you want to sleep on the couch tonight?” Xander hissed.
“What?”
“You want to have drinks with her?!”
“Yeah? So?”
“She tried to touch you up!”
“Xan, baby, she tries to touch everybody up.”
“And how would you know?”
“Because she’s a Ka’di demon. That’s just what they do. Very highly
sexed. Procreate like mad monkeys.”
“Oh, wonderful. Well, that makes me feel so much better. Why don’t you
just go ahead and…mpfh.” It was hard to finish a sentence when a sexy
vampire had his tongue in your mouth. And hand on your ass. And another
one sliding down your pants. “Um, public place?” Xander reminded as
Spike released his mouth.
“Just wanna show you how much I love you. You seemed to be needing a
demonstration. Want me to go on?”
“Uh…” Xander checked around him. Apparently no-one was paying attention,
especially Doyle, who had found an interesting spot on his shoes.
“Demonstration, huh? I can get down with that. In fact, I think it’s
definitely called for. And then perhaps an in-depth follow-up when we
get home? I got a lot of learning to do.”
Spike grinned and rubbed himself against his lover. “That you do. We’d
better get an early start.”
~ahem~
Spike turned his head to meet the gaze of an un-amused Angel.
“Everything alright?” he enquired in his most polite voice.
“What are you doing?” came the irritated response.
Oh, yeah, Xander thought. He’s back to his old self. Oddly
comforting in a bizarro kind of way.
Spike heard the thought and sniggered.
“Uh – we’re just having a drink with the lady here,” Doyle interjected
before Spike could tell him in no uncertain terms exactly what he and
Xander were doing.
“I am Gagan,” the lady announced, holding out a tentacle for Angel to
shake. “And you must be Angel.”
“Ah, you’ve heard of me.”
Gagan looked mildly amused. “I have not. Your friends mentioned your
name.”
“Oh. I see.”
Xander smirked. So did Spike.
“But what brings you to our club, Angel, with two almost humans
in tow? A little risky, no? You never know who may be lurking.”
Doyle avoided Xander’s quick glance at that statement and instead went
back to the spot on his shoes.
“My friends can take care of themselves.”
Gagan moved from the bar towards a booth and motioned for them to
follow. Her movements were like liquid silk gliding over a smooth
surface and Xander couldn’t help but stare. Until a sharp elbow brought
him around.
“Oi,” Spike whispered. “Pack that in.”
“Me? You’re one to talk. Your eyes are practically bulging.”
Gagan cast a brief amused smile at them before turning back to Angel as
she sat. “You didn’t answer my question, Angel,” she persisted. “What
brings you here?”
“Answers. Questions. Information.”
“Of what kind?”
“The gangland kind. K’bat. Isaac. Sharl. That kind.”
“I see. I trust that you’ve had no luck.”
Angel hesitated before he spoke. “…No. Not yet.”
“And neither will you. Trust is aberrant in these parts. You will not
find it easily.”
Xander interrupted. “But you know who they are.”
“Xander,” Angel chided.
Gagan smiled kindly. “It is fine. The boy is right.”
“So that means you can tell us stuff about them, right?” Xander asked.
“Correct. But why would I when talking would get me and my family
killed?”
“But if you let us help you, we…” Doyle started.
Gagan finished the sentence for him. “Could take that danger away?
Eliminate the threat from my shore?”
“Yup,” Xander said confidently.
“And what will you do when someone else takes their place? The ladder of
succession is always present. There is always someone willing to climb
to the top.”
“Then we’ll knock them back down and destroy that ladder,” Angel
confirmed.
“Um, there isn’t actually a ladder, is there?” Xander asked.
“‘Cause I’m kinda scared of heights.”
Gagan tipped back her head and laughed. “I’m sure your vampire will
catch you.”
“But what if we’re both on the ladder. Then who’ll catch him? Hey, I
guess you could catch us all, what with all the tentacles. I bet you do
really well at multi-tasking.”
Gagan continued to laugh. She wiped a tentacle over her eyes before she
spoke again. “Actually, I do sometimes get confused. Take my advice,
young boy, never plunge a toilet and groom the cat at the same time. The
cat won’t appreciate it.”
Xander looked shocked for only a moment before he collapsed into a fit
of uncontrollable laughter, followed by his best impression of a very
shocked feline.
“So, what else can you do with your appendages? How far do they stretch?
Have you got suckers?”
“Xander, can we save the crazy question time for later?” Angel asked.
Spike shot his Sire a dirty look as the bartender brought over their
drinks. “So if you won’t give us information, who will?” he asked.
“I didn’t say I wouldn’t give you information.”
Xander nodded his head in agreement.
“So, you’ll talk to us?” Doyle asked.
“I didn’t say that either.”
Xander fiddled with a beer mat and accidentally flicked it in the air,
narrowly missing Gagan’s top left tentacle. “Ooops. How about if we
prove to you that we can get the job done, then will you help us?”
“Maybe.”
“Great. Well, here’s our number. Angel, give her a card. Call us. We
help the helpless and the hopeless.”
Gagan scooped up the card that Angel laid on the table and began to walk
away. “Angels and demons. Who would have thought?”
Xander gave his friends a thumbs up. “I think we’re on to something.”
“She won’t call,” Angel insisted.
“She might,” Doyle argued.
Angel shook his head.
“Come on, guys,” Xander encouraged. “Lets see some positivity!”
Spike slung an arm around Xander’s shoulders and pulled them both back
to recline in the seat. “Yeah, nothing like a bit of positive thinking.
Well done, luv. I bet she’ll call tomorrow. In the meantime, who wants
another round?”
“Gods, yes, me.” Xander held up the concoction that Gagan had bought
him. “I didn’t even dare sip this. Spike, green steam can’t be healthy.”
Spike took the glass and examined it. “Probably for the best. Looks like
poison for alien rats. Or that cheap Wal-Mart pop.”
“Really?! Oh, I love that stuff! Gimme!”
**
Xander sat on Angel’s couch and
tried desperately not to bounce too much. Or fiddle. Or fidget. Or move
at all, in fact. He’d been pacing the room for the last forty minutes,
nattering, babbling and showing his unique talent for run-on sentences
before Angel had finally ordered him to sit still and pipe down.
“What do you think it is?” Xander grinned and asked Doyle for the third
time.
His friend grinned back at him and shook his head. “Still no clue. But
whatever it is, it better be worth all this excitement.”
“Oh, it will,” Xander said. “Spike always gets me the best presents. Of
course, I can’t actually tell you what most of those presents are –
polite company and all – but let me just say he keeps me very happy.”
“I can tell from the constant smile on your face.”
“Obviously he hasn’t got me anything like that this time or he wouldn’t
have made me wait here for him. Think he’ll be much longer? What do you
think it is?”
“A car?” Angel suggested.
“Huh. Maybe. I don’t remember mentioning I wanted a car.”
“I doubt that would stop Spike,” Angel pointed out.
“Hmm. No. I’m not getting car vibes at all. Nope. Nuh-uh.”
“Jewellery?” Doyle suggested. “Big ol’ gold bracelet?”
“Bling? Me? I don’t think so. And Spike would hate that.”
Angel sat down and pondered. “What would Spike like on you? Leather.
It’s got to be leather.”
“No way. He’d never make me wear leather pants. Or maybe it’s a coat
just like his. I’m not sure how that would look.”
“Bizarre,” Doyle answered.
“Hey, I can pull off leather, thank you very much. In fact, I might make
him buy me some just to prove it. A jacket, though. Not pants.”
“What’s wrong with leather pants?” Angel asked.
“What’s right with them?” Xander replied. “I’m so not going for the
Angelus look.” As soon as it had left his mouth Xander knew he’d made a
slip-up. “Shit. Sorry. Angel, I…”
Angel held up a hand to stop him. “Xander, it’s okay. Don’t worry.
Angelus is history. I’m back now. And I’ll ask you again,” he said, with
a smile that was more painted on than real. “What’s wrong with leather
pants?”
“They’re…tight. And they make people stare at your ass.”
“What’s your point?”
“I just think there are better asses to stare at than mine.”
Doyle sat forward and fixed Xander with a mischievous grin. “So, what
did Angelus’ ass look like in leather pants?”
“Um, kinda nice…uh, I mean, not that I actually looked. But I
hear the view was good. Oh, is that the elevator?”
Angel looked behind him as the lift vibrated into action. “Looks like
it.”
Xander laughed nervously for no apparent reason before springing up to
meet the elevator. “This is great! What do you think it is?” he asked
Doyle again, looking over his shoulder at him and bouncing just a little
more.
Spike slid open the lift door. “Happy early birthday, luv.”
“Thanks...Uh, what in the hell is…?” Xander never got to finish his
question as he was slammed to the floor by one hundred and fifty pounds
of excited dog.
“Spike! Jesus!” Angel yelled in a complete panic, quickly grabbing the
nearest weapon he could find.
“Ugh!” Xander cried.
“Easy there, Tiger,” Spike calmed Angel. “He’s friendly.”
“Urgh!”
“But he’s mauling Xander!”
“Urgh! Hee!”
“No he isn’t, you plank. He’s giving him doggy kisses. Ain’t that right,
big fella?” Spike cooed as he ruffled the dog’s rough, grey fur.
“Euw! Urgh! Hee! Tickles!”
Angel lowered his banana. The giant beast was indeed giving Xander a
thorough bath and Xander didn’t seem too unhappy about it.
“Man, that is one Jolly Grey Giant. Ho, ho, ho. Irish Wolfhound?” Doyle
asked.
“Yup. Purebred.”
“Looks it. Big,” Doyle observed.
Spike nodded. “He can reach nearly seven foot with his nose when he
stands on his hind legs.”
“Um…” Xander called from floor. “Having trouble breathing now.”
“Oh, shit. Sorry, luv.” Spike tugged at the dog’s collar and pulled him
away. “Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit…”
“Might wanna work on the training aspect there,” Doyle pointed out.
Xander scrambled to his feet and stared, open mouthed, at the dog.
“That’s my present?”
“Yeah.” Spike suddenly felt a little nervous. He’d had the idea to get
Xander a dog – a guardian and a protector – for weeks now. But he’d been
so wrapped up in getting the perfect one that he’d never actually
stopped to think if Xander would actually even want one.
“Wow.” Xander was in awe.
“So, what do you think?”
“I think that when you decide to go out and do something you have to do
it big-style. They don’t have puppies in LA?”
“A puppy didn’t feel right, Xan. Wanted a special one. One that would
look after you. Looked everywhere, but none of them felt right.
Then I heard about this fellow. Went and had a look last week and… He
was the one – the only one. I sound like I’m off my trolley, don’t I?”
“Kinda.”
“So, what do you think, then? Like ‘im?”
“Spike…” Xander paused and took a long serious look at the dog. “I LOVE
HIM!!!”
Wrenching his head out of one of Angel’s bookcases, the dog looked up at
Xander’s yell of delight and woofed. With renewed waggies, the dog
barrelled towards him and jumped.
“ACK!”
“Oi! Off,” Spike commanded. “Off. Off. Off. Off.”
“Maybe he uses a different word,” Doyle suggested.
“Right. Yeah. Leave. Leave. Leave. Leave. Erm…Drop. Drop. Drop the
Xander. Drop him!”
Xander put up with one last lick along the entire expanse of his face
before he gently pushed the animal away. “Hey, off, boy. Go lay down.”
And he did.
“How the bloody hell did you get him to do that?!”
“I have The Gift when it comes to animals,” Xander explained. “Well,
apart from my Aunt Trudy’s horse. How was I to know he didn’t like
mustard sandwiches? And my mom kept birds. They used to go crazy every
time I walked past them. She used to say I was her very own little
Damien. And then there was the school mascot. He didn’t really like me
either, especially after I ate him.”
Spike held out his hand and pulled Xander back to his feet. Again. “I
think maybe he just likes you,” Spike reasoned. “I knew he would. Had a
feeling.”
Xander smiled and leant his forehead against Spike’s. “I really love
him,” he whispered. “Thank you.”
“Got competition now, have I? I think I can live with that. Glad you
like him. He’ll keep you safe, Xan. I know he will. He’ll be there when
I can’t be.”
“You worry too much about me.”
“I don’t worry enough.”
“Objection.”
“Overruled.”
“Thank you, Spike. I love you.”
“Love you too, baby. More than…”
“NOOOO!!!”
Spike, Xander and Doyle jumped at Angel’s sudden, pained scream.
“What the hell? Angel, are you alright? Angel?” Doyle asked.
“Oh, god.”
“What is it, Peaches? Seen a ghost?”
“No. But I’ve just seen your damn dog. My carpet!!!”
**
“Do you think Angel will ever speak to us again?” Xander asked.
“We can hope not.”
“Spike! Seriously.”
“Seriously? Let him get the damn carpet cleaned and then you can go back
and ruin it again. Three time’s the charm. Then he definitely won’t
speak to us again for at least a couple of weeks. It’ll be like a
holiday.”
Xander turned the key in the lock and pushed open the apartment door.
“Um, Spike?” Xander said, ignoring his lover’s ‘joke’ completely. “I
think either we need to find a shrinking potion for the dog or get a
bigger apartment.”
Spike stepped in and looked around. The dog had rushed in ahead and was
busy checking out his new surroundings for potential food. “Ah. Yeah. It
is like trying to stuff a cat in a hamster ball.”
The dog’s ears pricked up briefly at the word ‘cat’ before it stuck its
entire head into the kitchen bin.
“Mind you,” Spike continued. “It’s not like we’re in much, anyway. Think
of it like a giant dog bed. This is just where he eats and sleeps.”
A large furry head popped up, holding a crumpled pizza box.
“Actually,” Xander mused, “I think he’s gonna pretty much eat wherever
he goes.”
“Well, as long as he doesn’t crap wherever he goes.”
“No, no. He’s gonna save that for Angel.”
Spike threw himself on the couch and lifted his feet onto the coffee
table. “I knew there was a reason I liked him.”
**
Xander knew there was a reason that he didn’t like sewers. So did Doyle.
For them, the sewer system had absolutely no upside and a million
downsides. It was dirty, smelly, slimy, smelly, kinda scary, smelly,
damp, cold. And to top it off, it was extremely smelly.
“Why is it always the sewer?” Doyle complained.
Xander screwed up his nose and walked a little faster. “You just read my
mind. Why do we do it, huh? Okay, so they have to use the sewers
during the day, but we don’t. You know what it is?”
“What?”
“We’re under the thumb,” Xander deduced.
“Yeah! We are completely under the thumb. They say jump, we say how
high. Or maybe they just say sewer and we say let me get my coat. At
least he’s enjoying himself.” Doyle motioned to the excitable dog
bounding up and down the tunnel.
“I think he likes to splash.”
“So I’ve noticed. Angel doesn’t like to splash, but it looks like Rover
isn’t giving him a choice.” Doyle grinned and winced as the dog jumped
in the air and planted all four feet firmly in the shallow water next to
Angel.
“Angel’s gonna make me buy him new socks, isn’t he?”
“At least you know what to get him for Christmas.”
“Good point. Waterproof socks and a sou’wester?”
“Sounds sensible.”
~SPLASH~
“Erm, it’s a long time until Christmas. When’s his birthday?”
“Speaking of which,” Doyle began, “this is a fine way to spend your
birthday. Did you even get a chance to open a present?”
“Nope. Didn’t get the chance for a birthday anything.”
“That is a shame,” Doyle smirked.
“I didn’t even get a birthday something last night.”
“No? Damn, Xander, I’m shocked.”
“Well, you know us; we would have, but Whacky got in the way. He’s kinda
affectionate.”
“Whacky?”
Xander pointed at the dog. “Whacky.”
“Wow. That is one whacky name.”
“Exactly.”
“Does Spike know?”
“Of course!”
“Really?”
“No.”
“I thought so.”
“He wanted to call him Bullet,” Xander complained. “He doesn’t look
anything like a Bullet. Or a Killer. Or a Turkish. Or a Vinnie.”
“Am I sensing a theme there?” Doyle asked with a chuckle.
“He just watched Snatch again,” Xander sighed.
“Oi!” Spike called back. “Stop lagging!”
Xander saluted and sped up a little more.
The call had come at a little after seven in the morning. A demon fight
had broken out overnight somewhere near the Pandemonium club. It had
apparently started as an argument over a trifling issue, such as one
demon being too familiar with the girlfriend of another. Blows were
exchanged and somewhere along the line it had escalated into something
resembling a mini-turf war.
Still fired up and erupting all over the place, the instigator had
escaped into the sewer system and was hiding out with a hostage from the
opposing mob. The rival gang was, at this point, still unaware of this
fact and Angel had been called in to find the runaway demon and defuse
the situation.
But the surprising thing? The call had not come from Gagan, as expected.
It had come from Breeta – the bouncer – and, while Angel was as pleased
as punch by this, Doyle wasn’t so sure. Something told him that they
shouldn’t place their trust so easily in this guy.
The tunnel came to an end and Spike led the way up the ladder and into
an underground car park.
“And we’re doing what here, exactly?” Xander asked.
“Following the breadcrumbs,” Spike replied, pointing at the ground. “The
hostage is a Talaxeone demon. And she’s bleeding.”
“That green stuff is blood? Euw. Ectoplasm.”
“Looks like she’s lost a lot,” Doyle observed.
Angel nodded. “We’d better find her, and fast.”
Spike motioned to Doyle and Angel with his head. “Smart pair, aren’t
they, Xan?”
“So is Whacky. Did you know he can climb ladders?” Xander asked.
“No, I didn’t. Knew he was smart dog, though. I wonder if he can…? Hang
on. Whacky?!”
“Yeah. Don’t you think it suits him?”
“No. I thought we were going to call him Brick Top!”
“Guys?” Doyle interrupted. “How about you two discuss the dog’s name
another time, before you both get beheaded by the large demon that’s
trying to creep up on you?”
“Eh?” Spike whipped his head around and was surprised to find that Doyle
wasn’t lying. “How the fuck did you do that without me hearing, you
little snot?”
“Snot, yeah,” Xander said as he turned around and backed carefully away.
“But not so much with the little. Oh, look, just for fun, there’s
another one.”
Doyle turned around and squinted into the darkness. “And another. And
another. Anybody else getting a bad feeling?”
Xander raised his hand. “Me?”
Spike looked at him and nodded as another demon stepped into view. “I’ll
second that bad feeling and raise you a gut feeling that we’ve been
had.”
Angel drew an axe from his jacket. “Looks like a set-up.”
“I just said that, you plank!” Spike snapped.
“Do you think there’s even a hostage?” Xander asked.
Another demon, similar to the others but wider, slid from the shadows.
Like his companions, he was Talaxeone, but his mottled face was crested
from forehead to lips with a bright red ridge. “Fools! We needed no
hostage. Just a story was enough.”
“Breeta did this,” Doyle spat. “I knew it! Angel, I told you we couldn’t
trust him.”
“Lesson learned,” Angel replied. “What’s this about?” he asked the
crested demon.
“It’s about you not sticking your nose in business that doesn’t concern
you. Ask the wrong questions – ask any questions – and the boss gets…nervous.
And when the boss gets nervous…”
“Who’s your boss?” Xander interrupted. “If I’m gonna die, I’d at least
like to know who killed me, you know, just for reference. Who knows what
forms I’ll have to fill in on the other side? Unless they already have
everything all catalogued. Maybe they just hand you a card and you punch
it in when you go through the gate. That would be convenient and so much
quicker.”
“Silence, you miserable child!”
“Hey, I’m not miserable! Well, not since this morning and that’s only
because I couldn’t find my other sock even though I knew I’d left
it right there on the bed. And then Spike found it in Whacky’s water
bowl. It was totally soaked and I had to dry it with Spike’s hairdryer.
So then – because I hadn’t done any laundry - I ended up wearing one
black and one white. Look.” Xander pulled up his pant legs to display
his mismatched socks.
The Talaxeone looked down. And never looked back up.
Spike slid his sword from the demon’s back and grinned. “Now that is
what I call teamwork. Right, who’s next?” Spike asked, turning around to
face the other demons. None of them looked overly confident. “No
volunteers? Are we going to have to draw straws now, folks?”
Xander grinned as the demons backed away. “Look at them wilting without
their leader.”
Whacky sat by Xander’s side and watched. At first it had looked like
there was going to be trouble, and not the type that involved having to
dig a hole so that the family cat wouldn’t find your bone. It looked
like it was going to be a bite and shake kind of situation, with
possibly a small amount of chasing. That would have been fun. And it
probably would have got him a tummy rub and a rawhide chew. But hey,
he’d probably get that anyway, knowing his new masters. He’d been with
Xander and Spike for less than twenty four hours, but already he’d
received one bowl of food, twelve biscuits, two back scratches and a
very satisfying ear-tickle. They were very generous masters.
But what was this? One of the demons feeling brave?
Whacky looked around him. Two of the demons had fled, Angel was taking
down a third with Doyle’s help and Spike was busy smashing the fourth
demon’s skull into the concrete ground.
And the fifth one? Was charging at Xander.
Whacky stood and made some simple calculations in his head. His master
was strong. His master could apparently burn people where they stood,
and, boy, did Whacky not want a demonstration of that. His master
was a vampire consort. His master was fast. His master was armed. His
master…
…couldn’t even deliver a bowl of water without tipping it over himself.
Yeppers, it was time for some doggy action.
Muscles tensed and sprang as Whacky suddenly hurtled across the car park
towards the threat. Even if the Talaxeone could have had time to react,
he would only have made half a gasp of surprise before razor sharp
canines and other assorted teeth sank deep into his jelly-like skin. The
resulting scream of agony was heard a block away.
Then came the shaking. The shaking was fun. Whacky gripped the arm even
tighter and shook the demon until money, a lighter, a pack of cigarettes
and a chocolate bar fell from his pocket. He let go of the arm and ate
the chocolate, wrapper and all.
Whacky stood and wagged his tail as the demon groaned in pain and his
masters approached.
“Whoa! Good Whacky! Did you see that, guys? He defended me! Either that
or he could smell the chocolate and wanted to beat me to it.”
Xander grinned and ruffled Whacky’s fur.
Spike smiled. His idea had been perfect. This dog was perfect. This dog
was going to protect Xander.
Whacky yawned, making a sound like a creaking gate. He’d finally found
his destiny. And, wow, that sure was a good chocolate bar.
Doyle looked down at the fallen demon and reminded himself to never play
fight with Xander.
Angel looked down at the fallen demon and growled. “Let’s find out who
this guy is working for.”
**
“No, Angel, stop!” Doyle grabbed
Angel’s arm and stopped him from entering the elevator. Not that he
could have actually stopped him if Angel had decided he was going
anyway.
“I need to speak with Breeta. I want to know why he set me up.”
“Hey, he set up all of us. And why? Because he’s working for one of
them. Angel, I really think going to see him now would be a very bad
idea. Let’s all stop and think about it. At least wait until nightfall?
Crispy-fried Angel is not what I had in mind for today.”
“Does anyone else suddenly have the urge for southern-fried chicken?”
Xander asked.
Spike raised his arm and Whacky wagged his tail.
“Angel, come on,” Doyle pleaded. “It’s Xander’s birthday. Let’s just all
calm down, do the birthday stuff and think about what we’re doing here.”
“Birthday stuff? Presents?”
Spike leered and trailed his fingers up Xander’s leg. “If you’ve been a
good boy. Have you?”
“Yes, sir!”
Angel looked over at the elevator and then back to Doyle’s pleading
expression and Xander’s hopeful face. “Maybe you’re right.”
“I know I’m right,” Doyle grinned. “I’m always right, except for when
I’m wrong, and that rarely happens.”
Angel shook his head and rolled his eyes. “Fine. Okay. You go get the
cake. Then we can talk about what we’re going to do.”
Xander bounced slightly. “Cool! Battle plans. That sounds like terrific
birthday fun. And I get cake?”
“Sorry, luv. Wanted today to be perfect.” The day certainly wasn’t going
according to the master plan. There was supposed to be wake-up sex,
breakfast and presents in bed followed by huggles, snuggles and more
sex. Then Xander was going to visit Jaham for a few hours of flame
throwing fun, after which Spike was planning to pick him up at nightfall
and take him back to Angel’s for more presents, cake, and to drop off
Whacky. Spike had made dinner reservations at a restaurant that he knew
had the best dessert menu in the Southwest. But now that was all ruined.
“It’s okay, Spike. This is good.”
“Nearly getting gutted is good?”
“No, us all together is good. It’s all I really want. I don’t
need all that other stuff.”
Spike smiled and pulled Xander into his arms. All that other stuff
hadn’t exactly been asking for much. All Spike was asking for was one
day of normality to celebrate Xander leaving behind his teenage years.
He’d been wondering quite often recently how many birthdays Xander had
actually got to enjoy. Spike put the thoughts aside before growling
ensued. “You don’t have to go to Jaham’s today if you don’t want to.”
“I do want to – just for a few hours. He’s expecting me.”
“I’m not sure it’s a good idea, Xander,” Angel interrupted. “We should
be sure of what we’re dealing with before we do anything.”
“I’m just going to Jaham’s. I wasn’t planning on painting a target on my
back and shouting ‘come and get me, gangster dudes’ in the middle of the
street.”
Spike wasn’t sure who he wanted to side with. On one hand, he did agree
with Angel and the thought of Xander putting himself at risk made him
feel sick. But on the other hand, Xander looked dead set about going and
disagreeing with him about it was probably going to result in an
argument. And besides, Xander was capable of taking care of
himself. No, he’d let him go and he wouldn’t make a fuss.
“You go, luv. Take the car. And the dog. And ring me when you get there.
And when you’re going to leave. And tell Jaham what’s happened. And
don’t do anything stupid. And be careful.” Well, not much of a fuss.
Xander smiled at his lover and kissed him. “I love you. Don’t ever
change.”
“What? What did I do?”
“Okay, dim the lights!” Doyle called from the kitchen. He was carrying a
large chocolate cake adorned with twenty multi-coloured, lit candles. He
smiled kindly as he turned his gaze from the cake to Xander and began a
surprisingly tuneful rendition of Happy Birthday.
Xander couldn’t help it. The focus was suddenly on him and Xander was
embarrassed by it. He blushed and ducked his head. He wasn’t normally
the main focus, even when it was his birthday. His parents had barely
acknowledged it and his friends hadn’t done much better. He could
forgive his friends, though. It was the price you paid for life on a
Hellmouth and a friendship with the Slayer. And Willow had tried to make
his birthdays special when they’d been kids. She’d given him cookies and
a present and had even let him tie up all her Barbies and hold them at
plastic gun point.
“Happy birthday, luv,” came a voice beside him. Xander looked up and put
the memories to the back of his brain.
“Wow, chocolate cake for breakfast! Life doesn’t get much better than
this. Thanks, guys. Now, someone said something about presents?”
**
The presents turned out to be a ton of things that Xander didn’t really
need. But he sure wanted them. Books, comics, action figures, video
games and DVDs – there was enough to keep him out of mischief for weeks
to come. And these were just the presents from Doyle and Angel. He still
had presents to come from Cordelia and, most importantly, Spike. Not
that he needed any more ‘stuff’; he was happy with what he’d already
got. In fact, he would have been just as happy without any of the
presents, with the exception of Whacky. He could never, ever part with
him now.
Xander sighed to himself and shifted gear. He’d left Angel’s and Doyle’s
place half an hour ago. He’d dropped Spike at home under a blanket and
had promised to be back just after nightfall. Whacky was in the back
seat – currently. The scruffy mutt had started in the front but had
since spent the last ten minutes alternating between jumping seats and
poking his head through the window to feel the wind rush through his
chops.
“So, Whacky. What do you think about us, then? Do we meet with your
canine approval?”
Whacky jumped back into the front and licked Xander’s face.
“Hey, not while I’m driving! So you like me, huh? That’s cool. I like
you too. I’ll take good care of you. Always kinda wanted a dog. What do
you think of Spike?”
Whacky wagged his tail.
“Yeah, he’s the best. Listen to me – I sound like a high school girl! My
boyfriend is the best!” Xander chuckled and steered the car around the
corner. “How about Angel? You like him?”
Whacky cocked his head to the side and whined.
“Yeah, I know. You’ll get used to him. And I’m hoping he’ll get used to
you, too. He’s not too big with the being happy and showing positive
emotion thing. That’s why Spike calls him Brood Boy. I know you’ll like
Jaham. He’s like the Grandpa I never had. Well, a kinda scary but
loveable Grandpa. And here we are.”
Xander pulled the car over and parked up. “Now don’t do anything on the
carpet that you did on Angel’s. Actually, it’s not allowed there,
either, but I’m cutting you some slack on the basis that I too am
recently guilty of Carpeticide.”
The door opened before Xander could knock. “Hi!”
“Hello, Alexander. Who is this fine looking fellow?”
“Jaham, Whacky. Whacky, Jaham.”
“Pleased to make your acquaintance.” Jaham had to reach up in order to
pat the dog’s large head. “What a magnificent creature. A gift?” he
asked Xander.
“From Spike,” Xander confirmed.
“Hm.”
“What?”
“Nothing.”
“No, you said ‘hm’. ‘Hm’ always means something. What does it mean?”
“I was just thinking.”
“And?”
“He seems like exactly the right gift – like he always should have
belonged to you.”
“Yeah, well, Spike’s pretty good at gift-shopping. Once, he got Cordelia
this clock when she was mad at him. We all said that a clock wouldn’t
cut it, but she loved it! I guess it was pink and shiny. She was
having a pink and shiny phase at the time. I think she’s into silver
now.”
“Shall we start?” Jaham suggested.
Xander frowned as he noticed that they were already in Jaham’s office.
Whacky had gone to sleep on the rug by the fire and Jaham was crossed
legged on the floor with the meditation candles already lit.
“How do you do that?”
“What?”
“That? The whole time shifting thingy.”
Jaham laughed and motioned for Xander to sit down. “I did no such thing.
It was you and your wandering mind. You must focus.”
Xander narrowed his eyes for just a second before he relented and sat.
“Now, close your eyes and…”
“Go to my happy place, I know, I know.” Xander willed his body to relax.
He’d been practicing this for weeks, but it was always the first few
moments that were the hardest, forcing his mind to clear the days past
and the days to come.
He began to visualise a place of peace where he could suspend his
reality and focus his dreams.
Xander had tried all sorts of places that struck him as peaceful.
Willow’s childhood bedroom. His own bedroom. His favourite park back in
Sunnydale. Spike’s arms. None of them worked. Finally, Jaham had
suggested a fictional place, somewhere serene and tranquil. Xander had
thought it corny, but gave it try anyway. It worked. With no memories of
a real place, there was no Spike to have sex with, no Willow to play
with, no other kids to bully him and no father to shout at him and hit
him and…
Xander opened his eyes quickly to find Jaham staring back at him.
“S-sorry. Mind wandered,” he stuttered.
Jaham nodded knowingly and patiently. He smiled briefly and kindly and
closed his eyes again to signal Xander to do the same.
Xander shut his eyes. But it was useless. His mind was racing now. One
simple thought and he’d fucked the whole thing. And Jesus, Jaham had
probably read his mind. He opened his eyes again. “Um…”
“How about we play a game?”
Xander was taken aback “Don’t you want to…? Did you just…?”
“Perhaps a game would be better today. It is your birthday, after all.
You know what they say about all work and no play.” Jaham got to his
feet and trundled off to a cupboard that Xander had never noticed
before.
“Uh – it makes Jack a dull boy? Sure. What kind of game? Guess the
symbol on the card? Not the ink-blot thing again.”
Jaham returned to the rug and placed the game on the floor between them.
“Clue? Cool.”
“Would you set up the board? I’ll get the chips. And your birthday
gift.”
With his earlier thoughts pushed away, Xander grinned and pulled the lid
from the game box. “Can I be Miss Scarlet?”
**
Angel slammed the demon against the wall and pinned him. The sun had set
only moments before, but Angel had been ready. He’d kissed his dozing
lover goodbye and descended into the sewers an hour ago and, now that LA
was sheathed in an ever darkening blanket, Angel saw fit to strike.
Breeta hadn’t been hard to find. Gangsters never were. Just follow the
trail of women, booze and bodies and you’d eventually bump into one.
Doyle had been right all along. Breeta wasn’t what he seemed - not at
all. Operating as a bouncer at the local demon club – Pandemonium –
Breeta was most probably a plant, a spy for someone further up the
criminal ladder. Angel had been right that he was the one to go to for
information. The demon certainly knew just about everyone there was to
know. He’d just cut your throat after he’d told you.
“Who do you work for?” Angel growled.
“You are still alive, then. My source wasn’t lying. I guess I
killed him for no good reason.”
“I asked you a question. Who do you work for?”
Breeta laughed and planted his hands in the centre of Angel’s chest,
sending him stumbling backwards. “Of course I may not have believed him,
but I’m never one to take chances, Angel.”
Angel regained his footing and swung his right arm to catch Breeta’s jaw
in a shattering blow. As the demon’s legs momentarily failed him, Angel
pulled him back up and delivered another hard strike.
Breeta crashed against the wall. He smiled nastily and wiped away the
blood that was pouring down his chin. “You’re strong – even for a
vampire. I see why my welcoming party never came back. And I thought
they were just dawdling, as Talaxeones inevitably do.”
“Who do you work for?”
“You’re very repetitive. Anyone ever tell you that?” As Angel rounded on
him again, Breeta suddenly lunged forward, his body connecting with
Angel’s, spilling them both to the ground. Breeta jumped up, his form
towering over Angel. He lifted his leg and slammed his foot down onto
Angel’s chest. Bones audibly cracked and the demon grinned at the sound.
“Music to my ears. Although, I gotta say, I definitely prefer the sound
of a skull cracking.”
Angel gritted his teeth and bore the pain in his chest. Yeah, it hurt
like hell, but he had definitely dealt with worse.
This demon was strong, stronger that Angel himself. In a fists against
fists fight, it was Breeta that was going to come out on top. But there
was one thing Angel had on his side – speed. As he lay on his back and
gathered his wits, Angel closed his eyes and waited.
“I did warn you, Angel. I warned you several times. But, I’m a forgiving
type of demon. I don’t usually hold grudges. I will let your
friends live – Doyle, Spike, Xander, Cordelia.”
Angel carefully showed no reaction to the fact that Breeta knew
Cordelia’s name, despite her never having been mentioned.
“See how generous I am? But, Angel, my boss isn’t so forgiving. K’bat
has already given the order. They’ll be at your office any second. And
your friends’ apartment. And the old wizard’s house of witchery. He felt
that a strong message needed to be sent out. Interference will not be
tolerated. And I…”
Angel cracked open his eyes as he heard Breeta shift away from him as he
spoke. He heard the moment that the demon glanced into the air.
“…talk too much,” Angel finished. Unwilling to play any sort of game, he
pulled out a long dagger from the holster on his belt. He flipped
himself into the air and onto his feet and kicked Breeta’s legs from
under him. Angel’s face had long since turned to show his own demon. His
growl was low and deadly and as he held the knife to Breeta’s throat he
knew one thing alone. He was going to kill this demon. Without
hesitation, he drew the blade across ruddy flesh and dropped the
lifeless and somewhat surprised body to the floor.
There hadn’t been a choice. He couldn’t have allowed Breeta to live, to
fight him and slow him down, to call for back-up, to snitch on him to
the boss – not if he wanted to save his family. If it wasn’t already too
late.
Angel ran.
**
Xander waved goodbye to Jaham and opened the passenger door to let
Whacky jump in. “See you tomorrow! Thanks for my present – whatever it
is.”
Jaham’s birthday gift had been some sort of puzzle. Hundreds of tiny
wooden pieces of many shapes apparently fitted together to make a 3D
object. Xander had no idea what the object was, but he assumed he’d work
it out sooner or later. Still, it would give him something more
interesting to do than read Cordy’s fashion magazines whenever it was
his turn to mind the phone.
Jaham raised his hand to wave goodbye, but where Xander expected to see
a friendly smile he instead saw Jaham’s expression glaze over into
something far different.
Why was it that time went so fast when all you wanted was for it to slow
down so that you could savour, relish or perhaps even just process?
“Jaham? What…?”
Jaham dropped to the floor before Xander even had time to register that
the old man had a little more than heartburn. It was only then that
Xander realised there had been a sound much like that of gunfire.
Xander ran back up the path to the old man’s house and dropped to his
knees next to Jaham’s body. “Oh, god.” He heard the next shot clearly
enough, but it took several moments to register the pain in his arm.
Whacky barked and growled in the distance and as Xander tried his
hardest not to keel over on top of his mentor he dimly wondered if he’d
shut the car door or if his dog was running loose in the road. Jesus,
Whacky was going to get run over.
Xander turned his head to look at the road just as another shot rang
out. This time he felt the pain immediately. White hot agony exploded
through his stomach and Xander fell back, his head smacking hard on the
concrete ground.
A short distance away a man hung out of a car window, his gun aimed and
ready for one last shot. One last shot to ensure that his job was done
and the target was down for good. He peered through the sight, lined up
the barrel with the boy’s head and squeezed the trigger.
**
Spike heard movement in the hallway outside the apartment. He checked
his watch. About time, too. Xander was thirty eight seconds late. He was
going to give him ten more seconds before he started to worry, but it
seemed that he didn’t have to.
Closing his book and throwing it down on the table, Spike got up off the
couch to let Xander in. They’d left all the birthday gifts in the car
and, what with Xander probably trying to drag them up all at once and
Whacky no doubt jumping about at his feet, Xander was bound to need a
hand.
But the movement outside didn’t sound like Xander. It didn’t take
vampire hearing to notice that there was no one hundred and fifty pound
dog bouncing around.
Confident footsteps stopped outside the door and Spike quietly pulled a
sword from the wall display and deftly moved forward. Something gave him
a bad feeling. But then again, everything usually gave him a bad
feeling. He didn’t mean to be a pessimist, but in a vampire’s line of
work it was more or less a requirement.
As he slowly moved closer to the door, the person on the other side
knocked. He still had a bad feeling. Spike raised the sword and got
ready to open the door.
Either someone was going to lose their head or the Avon Lady was about
to get the shock of her life.
Spike swung open the door. He didn’t even have time to change his face
before a force like an erupting volcano hit him full in the chest and
blasted him across the room. Bullet after bullet penetrated his body and
shattered the room. Spike lost track of the pain after the tenth hit and
instead let himself drift in thought.
Huh. What a weird way to attack a vampire.
**
The drive seemed to take hours when in reality it was only a matter of
minutes. He’d tried phoning everybody: Doyle, Cordelia, Spike, Xander,
Jaham – there had been no reply from any of them.
He wasn’t too late. He wouldn’t be too late. There was no way this was
happening.
Why was this happening?
A few weeks ago Angel had been asked for help by a lone Bi’Jou demon.
Gang warfare was breaking out in a darkened corner of LA and the demon
had been worried about the safety of his cubs. It all sounded simple
enough and, like the idiot he was, Angel had gone in head first without
one single rational thought.
Yeah, sure, let’s take on two – possibly three – established groups of
criminals. Let’s put our lives on the line and nose about in the
business of killers, drug dealers and arms dealers.
Very sensible. Openly asking questions and poking about where no
man-with-brains would ever knowingly poke was just the highlight of
Angel’s path to redemption.
Getting his family killed had been right at the top of his list of
things to do before retirement. Well, that and break into a nuclear
power plant and accidentally blow a hole in the side of the world.
He’d leave that for next week. Best not overdo it.
Angel rounded the corner and instinctively put his foot down as the
office came into sight.
No police cars. No paramedics.
All was calm.
Nottoolate. Nottoolate. Nottoolate. Nottoolate. Nottoolate.
Before Angel could take his foot from the accelerator and slow the car,
the street suddenly lit up with blinding, orange light. With a
tumultuous boom, fire exploded in all directions in a great cloud of
destruction.
Doyle.
Angel screamed out his anguish, his voice lost beneath a wave of
obliteration that sounded like the planet was cracking in two. His car
spun and flipped over and over again, caught up in a flourishing shock
wave that one could only experience if one was witnessing the
annihilation of an entire city block.
Doyle.
As people screamed and ran, the sky rained brick and debris and the
street filled with a toxic cloud of black smoke that blinded all and
suffocated the living.
Windscreen blown inwards, Angel’s car flipped over again and landed
right side up on the other side of an SUV.
So much death. So much destruction.
Pandemonium.
People screamed and choked and died where they stood. People – calling
out for their loved ones, laying down their lives to help the strangers
next to them.
Angel felt sick. Had he caused this?
Doyle.
The spirit of man grew around him and took over, dragging the wounded -
or the dead if they couldn’t tell - through the poisonous cloud and away
from the raging heat that scorched their skins.
Without any more hesitation, Angel turned on his heels and strode away
from the fire. If Doyle had been inside – sleeping where he’d left him –
then he was dead. Angel had the rest of his family to find.
Grief, anger and a murderous rage filled him to bursting point and the
part of him that would forever be Angelus screamed with fury and
promised retribution.
Everyone would die for this.
**
Xander felt like he was someplace else. Neither here nor there, he felt
himself floating somewhere in-between.
What exactly was happening here?
Oh, he’d been shot.
Happy fucking birthday, Xand.
Still, he didn’t feel too bad, all things considered. There was no pain
– only a feeling of total calm.
Isn’t there supposed to be a light or something?
An image shrouded in shimmering blue flickered as Isis appeared before
him. She shook her head.
You’re floating. In the sky, Xander told her.
So are you.
Oh. Am I dead? I don’t feel dead.
Isis shook her head again.
So, that’s good, right? Can I go now? I think I hear Whacky.
Isis smiled and nodded. Keep him close. Keep them all close. Long
years and dangerous days. An army of light against the dark ones. The
Order of the Pure will return and the Gods will be angered beyond even
my comprehension.
Um, gonna expand on all that?
Isis simply floated.
Guessed as much. Oh, by the way, we are trying to find a way to get
you out of the whole snake situation and back to your normal Goddessy
self. It’s just that we’ve been having trouble. And things have been
really hectic, but…
Her smile stayed in place as her hand slowly rose. The path is as it
should be. Go. Take these.
Like a curtain, the world around him parted and Xander found himself
hurtling backwards through the sky towards the ground. Pain suddenly
gripped him and Xander cried out and threw his arms around his waist to
try to stop the blood from pouring away.
To his left a dog growled and snarled. To his right the sky exploded.
Xander sucked in a noisy, panicked breath and opened his eyes. He was
lying on the ground and his head hurt like hell.
What exactly was happening here?
The memories suddenly flooded back and Xander sat up straight, wincing
at the pain in his arm and stomach. Surprisingly, it didn’t actually
hurt as much as he thought it would. He slowly unwrapped his arms from
his waist and realised that he was holding something. Opening his hand,
he wasn’t entirely sure why he was in possession of two bullets.
“You are lucky indeed to have a Goddess watching over you.”
The voice surprised him and Xander jumped and looked over at his friend.
“Jaham…?!”
“Don’t worry yourself over me. It’s not as serious as it could have
been. I have called help for myself. But you must fly.”
“Fly?!”
“Go. You must go. I worry that this is not an isolated…”
“Oh, god…Spike. Are you sure…?!”
“Very sure. And don’t forget your other friend. He’ll make himself sick
if he’s not stopped.”
Xander looked over to where Jaham was pointing and was sickened to see
Whacky chowing down on a lonely arm that was still attached to a rifle.
Standing on very shaky legs, Xander got his balance and started back
down the path towards the car. “Whacky, drop.”
Whacky looked up and did as he was ordered. He quickly padded over to
his master and sniffed him up and down. He would be fine. He had known
that he would be.
Xander looked down at himself as he pushed Whacky’s nose away to open
the car door and get in. The front of his shirt was soaked in ruby red
blood. He lifted it carefully and inspected the wound. Bloody, bruised
and still very painful, it looked bad but it certainly didn’t look like
he’d been shot. He ignored the throbbing pain in his arm, assuming that
it would look much the same. He didn’t have time to check it right now.
He had to find Spike. He had to find his friends.
Xander turned the car around in the road and slammed his foot on the
accelerator.
It was only then that he noticed the flames licking at the sky.
**
Xander pushed at the open door and stepped inside. His stomach heaved at
the state of the apartment. Bullet holes decorated what was left of the
walls and every piece of furniture was torn, shredded and destroyed,
ripped apart by generous gunfire.
Everything was gone.
Except for Isis. Her vivarium intact, she sat wrapped around a branch.
Apparently, she wasn’t bothered by the chaos that had just swept though.
Rooted to the spot and positive that he couldn’t move even if his feet
were on fire, Xander let the tears fall. It was supposed to be a day of
fun, presents and way too much food, and it had turned into a nightmare.
His instincts were telling him to search the tiny apartment for any sign
of his lover, but his heart wouldn’t let him move.
What if Spike was dead?
The thought overwhelmed Xander and he fell to his knees and sobbed into
what had been the couch. Their couch. Everything was gone. Everything
that was theirs was destroyed.
“Spike,” Xander whispered. “Don’t be dead. Please.”
Whacky wandered into the apartment and looked quizzically at his master.
He’d been lagging behind, taking the rear to make sure that no-one was
following them, no-one that could harm his masters further. But upon
hearing Xander’s unabashed crying he’d quickened his pace to see what
the matter was and whether he could offer a wet nose to console.
“Spike.”
So that was it. Master number one wanted master number two. Well, that
was easily solved. He was right over there.
Whacky padded over to a vampire-shaped pile of rubble and sat down
beside it. He barked twice to get Xander’s attention and quickly pawed
at the debris to reveal a boot-clad foot.
Movement re-entered Xander’s legs and he hurled himself across the
apartment and scrabbled at the pieces of fallen ceiling and broken
furniture. “Spike! SPIKE!”
“AH! Bleedin’ hell!” Spike suddenly sat bolt upright, catapulting all
the surrounding debris from the top half of his body across the room.
“Spike!! Oh, god, I thought… You weren’t… I… Spike!”
Xander had thrown his arms around his lover by this point. He clung to
him as though his life depended on it and Spike clung back just as hard.
“’S alright, pet. I’m here. Covered in bloody holes, but I’m here. You
alright, darlin’?”
Xander nodded silently and clung tighter.
Spike pushed more debris from his legs with one hand, keeping the other
arm wrapped firmly around Xander’s back. It was then that he smelt it.
With a snarl he pulled away and held tightly to the tops of Xander’s
arms.
The sight of blood had never made him feel sick until now.
“It’s okay. I got shot,” Xander began to explain.
Spike’s eyes widened with horror.
“But I’m fine. Don’t worry…”
Spike glared at the bloodstained front of Xander’s shirt. “You got shot
in the stomach?!”
Xander nodded. “And my arm. And while we’re on the subject, you couldn’t
let up a little, could you? You’re kinda holding on to the entry wound.”
Spike let go of Xander like he’d burned him. He reached forward again
and tore the shirt at the shoulder. “A bullet did this?” The wound was
tiny and, while Spike was not entirely a gunshot wound expert, he was
sure that a bullet would definitely leave a larger hole. Even if
Xander’s consort status was lending a helping hand, it would take days
to heal a shot from any kind of gun.
Xander nodded and lifted his shirt. “And this.”
Spike silently ran his fingers over the wound, only drawing back when
Xander winced slightly. “That hurt?”
“Like a bitch. But not like it should, I’m guessing.”
“Fucking Jesus. You got shot. How the fuck are you still standing?”
“Isis.”
Spike accepted that answer as true and complete and he wasted no more
time before he tugged Xander back into his arms. “Fuck.”
“Are you okay?” Xander asked. There seemed to be a thousand things that
he wanted to say. He wanted to tell Spike over and over again how much
he loved, adored and treasured him. He wanted to tell him that the
thought of life without him was worse than any apocalypse. But for once
he kept his mouth closed and let his embrace do all the talking.
“’Course. Bullet ridden, but I’ll live. Might need sponge baths for a
while, though.”
The apartment shook just barely, but it was enough for Spike and Xander
to pull apart and listen. A rumbling noise rose and faded in the
distance and suddenly Xander was on his feet and pulling Spike to his.
“Shit. We have to go. I saw flames. Great big flames across the skyline.
Something big has happened, Spike. What if it’s Angel and Doyle? Come
on. We gotta go. Now.”
With a grimace and an almighty wince Spike allowed himself to be pulled
to his feet. The pain from his injuries was immense, but it wouldn’t
stop him from standing by his lover’s side. It wouldn’t stop him from
finding Doyle and Angel.
It wouldn’t stop him from crucifying whoever was responsible for
targeting Xander.
**
The smoke stopped them in their
tracks long before the heat would have been able to. It was as though
the entire city was on fire and Xander was positive that even if it had
been daytime, Spike would have been perfectly safe beneath the thick
blanket.
“What…?” Xander felt Spike leaning heavily against him. He suspected
that it was partly because of his injuries and partly because, like him,
Spike needed the contact.
It was all gone – a city block wiped out in one fell swoop. Along with
Angel Investigations.
“You don’t think…?” Xander began again. He couldn’t quite get the words
out. They were too painful, way too devastating. Angel and Doyle
couldn’t be gone.
“Maybe they went out for…milk. Blood?” Xander suggested. “Captain
Crunch? You know, I definitely finished off the last box so…and that
would explain the milk, too.” A cool hand took his and squeezed.
“What do we do?” Xander asked, emotion thick in his voice.
Spike stared into the flames. There was only one thing they could do.
They couldn’t dive into the flames and look for their bodies. And they
couldn’t just assume they were dead. That was unthinkable. But they
could seek immediate retribution.
“Come on.” Spike tugged at Xander’s hand.
“Where? Just…where? We don’t even know who did this. Where do we start?”
“The only place we know. Pandemonium.”
“Okay,” Xander said uneasily. “But we didn’t actually find anything
there.”
“No, but it’s the only place that we’ve snooped around asking dangerous
questions.”
“Lately,” Xander corrected.
“That damn bouncer knows something,” Spike growled through a mouthful of
fangs. “Fucking set us up, didn’t he?”
“You don’t seriously expect him to be at the club?”
“’Course.”
“Wouldn’t he be lying low, waiting for the dust to settle?”
“Not if he thinks we’re all dead.”
“Good point. Who do you think he works for?”
“Don’t know. Don’t care. We’ll take ‘em all down. Tonight, we slaughter
the fucking lot of them.”
Xander wasn’t entirely sure how they were going to manage that. There
were three major players to choose from – K’bat, the drug dealer, Isaac,
the arms dealer and Sharl, the god knows what. They still didn’t even
have an inkling what he was all about.
As with most crime lords and Mafia type bosses, these three were hidden
in the shadows, protected by their followers and even their victims. The
chance that they could get close enough to even make a rude gesture was
remote. And that was being optimistic.
There was also a part of Xander that hoped they wouldn’t get close
enough. What chance did the two of them stand against three demon
armies? It was all too possible that they’d just lost Doyle and Angel.
Would losing each other make that better?
A guilty look crossed Xander’s face.
“What?” Spike asked, looking back at him.
“Nothing.”
“We’ll find them,” Spike reassured, misunderstanding the look.
Xander nodded and wondered which one of them Spike was trying to
reassure. Even despite the fangs and the threats, Spike was way too
calm. A sudden thought flashed through his brain.
“Can you feel him? Angel? Do you feel him.”
Spike shrugged. “Dunno. Can’t not feel him. I reckon I’d know if he was
gone, like I’d know if you were. ‘Course, if you were gone I wouldn’t be
here either, would I?”
“Yeah. I’d forgotten about that.”
Spike quirked an eyebrow. “Funny thing to forget about, eh?”
“I guess. Just…I saw the apartment and…”
“Fear kicked in?”
“Yeah. The worst fear. The fact that if you were really dead,
dead, I’d be dead by default and I wouldn’t know that you were dead,
dead, because I’d be dead didn’t even cross my mind. Does that make
sense?”
“Yes, but only to me. Don’t try that explanation on anyone else, though,
or you’ll end up in the nuthouse.”
Spike’s tone was light, but Xander could hear the strain underneath. He
slipped his arm around Spike’s waist and took some of his weight,
receiving a slightly embarrassed half-smile in return.
“We should check on Cordy on the way. I know she hasn’t been involved
but, well, you never know.”
**
Angel stopped in front of the club. Something felt wrong – weird.
Something that gave him ‘the wiggins’, even through his rage.
It was the quietness, the lack of people and demons on the street. No
traffic, no noise. Nothing.
The explosion had been enough to rock the city and scare the population
into running as far away as possible. Terrorists? Gang warfare? Alien
invasion? It could be any number of things that required the populace to
be elsewhere.
But the strange thing? The inside of the club was teeming with demons.
Two hundred plus heartbeats hammered away inside. The chattering of the
young, the grumbles of the elderly, deep bellows of the large, light,
dulcet tones of the small – Angel could hear demons of all kinds crowded
behind Pandemonium’s door.
Good. That just meant more demons to terrorise and torture until he got
his answers. Angel pulled a blade from his jacket and kicked open the
door.
**
“What took you guys so long?!” Cordelia was furious. Her eyes
blazed and her nostrils flared with uncontrolled anger.
“I’ve been waiting for you guys for, like, forever!”
“Uh…” Xander started.
“Didn’t you get my message?!”
“No, princess,” Spike said sarcastically. “We were far too busy getting
shot, but thanks, I’m sure it was a splendid message. Sing happy
birthday to Xan, did you?”
“No, but I did get attacked… wait, you both got shot?” Cordelia finally
noticed the rumpled and bloody appearance of her friends. “Oh, god. What
happened?”
“We got shot,” Spike repeated impatiently.
“You got attacked?” Xander cut in, elbowing Spike for his rudeness.
“What happened?”
Cordelia pointed at the unconscious demon on her carpet. “This
ugly thing happened. He tried to skewer me!”
“Looks like you skewered him,” Xander observed as he wrinkled up his
nose and stepped away. “Euw, what is that?”
“A chopstick. What?! It was all I could find at short notice! And it was
him or me. And my blood would so not go with this outfit.”
“Industrious, Cor. I applaud. Listen, we just came by to check on you.
Something’s happened.”
“Like what? Are Angel and Doyle okay? What was that noise outside? What
is going on?”
“Nothing, ducks.” Spike took Cordelia’s arm and led her to the couch.
What was the point in telling her that Angel Investigations was gone?
What was the point in telling her that Angel and Doyle were probably
dead? He was sure that he could feel Angel out there somewhere; he’d
almost be willing to stake his un-life on it. But Doyle?
“Nothing? So nothing is the reason that you’ve got more holes in you
than a really bad X-files plot?”
“Angel upset someone,” Spike started to explain before Cordelia butted
in.
“News flash. I also heard today that someone invented the wheel.”
“Look, we just wanted to see if you’re alright, Cordy. Which you are. So
you stay here, okay? It isn’t safe outside.” Xander paused and looked
down at the body. “We’ll get rid of this for you, and you…”
“Yeah, I heard, stay. You better be paying me for this. I’m supposed to
be working a shift.”
“Angel said double time.”
“No, luv. Triple,” Spike corrected Xander.
“Really? Well, in that case, happy to help.”
Cordelia bounced onto the couch and reached for her Cosmo magazine. She
watched out of the corner of her eye as Spike and Xander lifted the
demon body from each end and began to drag it out. Their movements were
slower than usual and held an edge of pain.
“Um, guys? You two are okay, right? All that blood…”
“Totally superficial,” Xander cut in. “Better than it looks. Don’t
worry.”
Cordelia nodded, suddenly unsure. “And Angel and Doyle?”
“Are fine. Trust me.” Xander tried a lopsided grin that didn’t quite
come off.
Cordelia nodded and went back to her magazine. Something wasn’t quite
right…
**
Angel stepped inside the club, prepared to fight and prepared to die.
Avenging the death of his family was all that mattered now. No-one dared
to cross the mighty Angelus and they would all learn the same of Angel.
Just because he had a soul didn’t mean he couldn’t cut a few demons and
break a few necks.
Helping the helpless was once all about redemption, making up for a
million past sins, but then things had changed. He’d finally found his
true happiness in the form of Doyle. Things had been shaky, granted, but
he truly loved Doyle and the thought that he was gone cut through him
like a poisoned blade. So then redemption had become only about what he
did. It was a thing. Like people that swam a lot. It was their thing. It
was no longer about trying to dull the painful ache of evil. It was just
a thing that he did. Why?
Because he was the vampire that cared.
Angel nearly laughed at himself. Look where that had got him.
His family, gone. Spike – his Childe, Xander and Cordy; he didn’t know
for sure that they were dead, but…
Angel looked properly around him. This was not a club full of drinkers
and clubbers.
Scattered in large clumps around the club were families of demons.
Mothers and their children, fathers with their sons and mothers with
daughters and family pets. Grandparents and a strange demon guard
rabbit. These weren’t the sorts of demons that he was expecting.
“Angel?”
Angel turned at the sound of the familiar voice. “Gagan.”
Gagan nodded in greeting. “I have something of yours.”
“My entire life?” Angel asked bitterly. “Because that’s exactly what I’m
missing.”
“Part of it, perhaps. Follow me.”
Angel trailed along behind the blue demon, unsure of why he was trusting
her. Circumstances should have meant that he never trusted again, but
instead he just felt numb. His grip was loose on the dagger – unready
and careless. Part of him – most of him – just wanted to die.
Without Doyle he was nothing and without Spike as well he was even less.
As much as his Childe wound him up on a regular basis, Angel couldn’t
bear the thought of being parted from him again. His Childe, his Spike,
his son.
Angel briefly thought about asking Gagan about the families in the club
or if she knew who’d just destroyed him, but the effort was too great.
The memories of his family consumed him and he realised with a dull thud
in his gut that, when all was done and their deaths were avenged, it
would be the end.
Walking down a dark corridor that smelt faintly of lavender, Angel could
just make out two voices. Both male, one definitely demon and similar to
Gagan’s with its almost aquatic reverberation. In his head, Angel could
hear Doyle. A memory sprang into his head – Doyle and Xander talking as
they descended in the elevator at Angel Investigations. Doyle was
consoling and soothing; he’d always had the perfect voice for that, his
smooth Irish accent relaxing you into a gentle haze. The world’s
problems seemed to vanish every time he spoke.
“Angel? Angel, man, I… You’re alive. I can’t believe…”
Angel found himself staring straight into Doyle’s red rimmed eyes.
“Doyle?” He was frozen in place, hardly daring to believe what he was
seeing. Doyle was here? At Pandemonium? “How…?”
“Gagan phoned, just after you left.”
Angel tried to take in what he was hearing, but he was scared. It was
almost as though if he moved or spoke too fast Doyle would disappear in
puff of smoke. “I thought…”
Doyle rolled his eyes and smiled despite the fact that his heart was
nearly ripped in two. “Fuck this, man. I gotta touch you.”
Angel opened his arms and closed his eyes as Doyle rushed into his
embrace. He gripped him tightly and vowed to never forget how this
moment felt, to never forget how much he loved and adored this man.
“Doyle, if I never ever tell you again, I love you more than any other.
I can’t ever lose you.”
Doyle smiled into Angel’s shoulder and looked up. Gripping Angel’s face
in his hands, he brought his lover’s face down for a tender kiss. As
their lips touched, Doyle wondered if everyone felt the same spark that
he felt every time they kissed their lover. It was electric, a perfect
moment in time that literally blocked out everything else and turned the
world into a universe of only two.
It must have been an eon before Doyle managed to open his eyes. “I love
you.”
Angel brought him close and squeezed him again. “The others?” he asked.
“Where are they?”
Doyle shook his head. “We haven’t been able to contact them. Not yet.”
Angel nodded and pulled back. They had to be alive. They had to
be alive.
“I’m gonna try Cordelia again, though. Her phone was engaged last time.”
Angel didn’t answer, couldn’t allow himself to hope. He turned to Gagan
instead. “I think you’d better tell me what’s going on. Quick version.”
Gagan nodded and opened her mouth to speak.
“You must be Angel,” a deep voice interrupted.
Angel neither confirmed nor denied. “And you are?”
“Sharl.”
Angel’s eyes widened at the admission. He gripped the knife tighter in
his hand and stalked towards the demon. “You’re responsible for this?”
Sharl raised his tentacles in defence. “I’d like to think not.”
Angel stopped and looked the demon up and down. “You’re the barman,
right?”
The demon nodded. “Yes. I own Pandemonium. Gagan, here, is my daughter.”
“So much for helping us,” Doyle spat, glaring at both Gagan and her
father.
“You have a short memory, crossbreed,” Gagan spat back. “I saved you,
did I not?”
“Yeah, maybe you did. But I’m getting the feeling that it was for a
reason.”
Angel paced to the other side of the room. It was better to be further
away from anyone that he had the urge to put through a wall. “Explain.
Now.”
“I am Sharl,” the demon started. “I control the area surrounding
Pandemonium. I provide a relatively safe haven for those that do not
wish to be under the control of a dictatorship.”
“Meaning?” Doyle asked.
“K’bat and Isaac. They run drugs, deal in arms, control the
neighbourhoods through fear and violence.”
“And just how do you provide such a safe haven?” Angel wasn’t
sure this was the time to be laughing, but the demon had come up with an
amusing notion.
Sharl shrugged. “Through a name.”
“Pandemonium?”
“No. Sharl. I have built a reputation. Under the cloak of night I have
snatched their drugs and beaten the persecutors. I have blown up their
weapons and uncovered their Fight Clubs. This I do through the name of
Sharl.”
“Not your real name, I’m guessing,” Doyle put in.
Sharl shook his head.
“So, you’re a vigilante?” Angel asked.
“To some. A hero to others, even though none have seen my face. But to
them, to K’bat and Isaac, I am a rival. They think I steal their drugs
for my own gain. They think I destroy their guns to improve my own
position. I am sheathed in darkness and they fear my name alone.”
“And the reason they’re trying to kill me and my family?”
“You have been unfortunate enough to approach at a time of great unrest
and suspicion. K’bat and Isaac are at odds over territory and broken
promises. They did not appreciate you and your family asking questions.
This was inevitable.”
Doyle glared at Gagan. “Thanks for letting us know,” he said
sarcastically.
“We do not normally get involved with outsiders,” Sharl continued before
his daughter could speak. “We do what we can to protect our own. It is
all we can do. But Gagan convinced me to help you. We got word of the
hit and called your office. There was nothing else we could do before
K’bat’s people struck.”
Angel fixed the demon with an expressionless stare. He wasn’t sure what
to believe. There was one thing for certain: K’bat had ordered the hits
and Gagan’s phone call had saved Doyle. But surely if Sharl was powerful
enough to inflict fear on K’bat and Isaac, he would have been powerful
enough to stop what had happened altogether.
“I do not hold power,” Sharl suddenly said, guessing Angel’s thoughts.
“I merely hold the illusion of it. There are no drugs and guns here
because this is Sharl’s territory. This fear of the unknown keeps them
away. Angel, I am no champion; I simply want peace for my family and
friends.”
“What about the bouncer?” Doyle asked, saving Angel the trouble of
thinking of a response. His lover was clearly swinging somewhere between
fury and thankfulness.
“Ah, yes. Breeta,” Gagan mused. “We had always been suspicious of him.
But you know what they say about keeping your enemies close.”
“No, really?” said a voice from the doorway. “I always say keep your
friends close and your enemies dead.”
Relief washed over Angel like a great tidal wave. It cleared his head
and made him feel like stumbling to a corner to sit with his head
between his legs. “Spike,” he breathed.
“Yeah, it’s mostly Spike,” Xander pointed out. “But I think some of him
is missing.”
“You’re covered in holes,” Doyle observed. “Get shot?” Joking was
sometimes easier. Especially when the other option was to fling your
arms around a vampire you didn’t even know that well. Xander, he knew.
Spike? The opportunity had never presented itself.
“You’re funny,” Spike said dryly.
But Xander wasn’t going to put up with the cool greeting. He made his
way over to Doyle and Angel and put his arms around them both. He laid
his head on Angel’s shoulder and just rested. He smiled to
himself as he felt warm and cool arms sliding around him.
“So, everyone’s alive, then?” Spike called over. He was still lounging
by the doorjamb, to all appearances looking like he could care less.
Xander turned in the mass of arms and smiled. “You wanna come join the
group hug?”
“Mind if I don’t? Sappy lot, you are.”
Angel untangled himself from Xander and Doyle and made his way over to
Spike. “Childe,” he whispered once he was close. He brought his hands up
to rest on Spike’s shoulders before bringing them up further to cup his
Childe’s face and kiss his forehead.
“I’m alright,” Spike protested, although not very vehemently. “You
alright?” he asked, too casually.
“I am now. Now you’re all here.” Angel allowed himself to close his eyes
just for a second; just a second to be thankful before he moved on to
business. He suddenly remembered something. “Cordy!!”
It was Xander who answered. “Oh, she’s fine. We already looked in on
her.”
“She’s not hurt?” Angel asked.
“Nope. But the demon that tried to kill her learned the hard way how
chopsticks should never be used.”
There was no reason why Angel should have gotten the joke. Instead, he
stared at the front of Xander’s shirt. “Are you okay?”
“Yeah, mostly.”
“You were shot?”
Spike rolled his eyes at that.
Xander just nodded.
Angel let go of Spike and approached Xander. The front of Xander’s shirt
was covered in blood, and there was a big tear that signalled where the
bullets had gone in.
“Just aches,” Xander explained. He wondered why he suddenly felt
nervous. “Feels like someone kicked me.”
Angel lifted the shirt and squatted down to get a closer look. Sure
enough, there were two holes just big enough to be entrance wounds for a
pair of bullets. They were partially healed, but were still seeping
watery blood.
“We should get that cleaned up,” Angel said as he stood. “Do you need
anything, Xander? Painkillers?”
“Actually, an aspirin or five would be great. Kinda got a headache.”
“I’m not surprised,” Angel said, not unkindly. He looked at Xander with
affection and gripped his shoulder tightly.
“Oi! What about me?!” Spike cried. “I got shot, too, you know! I
might like an aspirin. Look at me! I’m covered with holes. He’s only got
two!”
The protest was blatant, a ploy to get the focus off Xander and onto
himself. The weirdness that was Xander’s brush with death was something
that needed to be looked at and explored. Was this an unexpected benefit
of being a consort, or was it an Isis thing? Perhaps it was a bit of
both. But it wasn’t something for discussion now.
Gagan smiled kindly at Xander and excused herself, promising to be back
with aspirin or some such painkiller. While she was gone, Sharl motioned
for everybody to sit.
“What’s going on with all the demons?” Xander asked, motioning his head
towards the main area of the club. “Looks like they’re either camping
out to get Sting tickets or there’s trouble afoot. I’m going with
trouble afoot.”
“Because there’s always trouble afoot,” Doyle agreed, keeping one eye on
Xander to make sure he didn’t fall instead of sit.
“No, because Sting isn’t touring until next year. And even that’s a
rumour.”
Sharl nodded. It may be a rumour but it was hinted at on his official
site. “The death of Breeta reached K’bat faster than anticipated.”
“The bouncer’s dead, eh?” Spike said in a surprised tone. “What a damn
shame. How’d that happen, then?”
“I suggest you ask Angel, here.”
Everybody slowly turned to look at Angel.
“You didn’t, man?” Doyle shook his head. “Blimey O’Reilly,” he muttered.
Angel coughed, a touch embarrassed. “I didn’t exactly have much of a
choice.”
“So I heard,” Sharl replied. There was no hint of sarcasm in his voice.
“The details were sketchy. All K’bat knew was that Breeta was dead, his
throat sliced open and his body left callously in an alley. The fool
thought it was Isaac’s doing.”
“Not liking where this is going,” Xander whispered to Spike. Spike
nodded back.
“K’bat immediately ordered a mass killing of Isaac’s people. There has
been nothing but slaughter since. Innocent families have been caught in
the crossfire. That is why so many of them are here. They seek refuge.”
Doyle looked confused. “Wasn’t there anyone to stop them? Surely even
the police would have noticed.”
Sharl chuckled, albeit bitterly. “With a city block on fire at the same
time? Please. Humans before demons. It’s the way it’s always been.”
“Why is it so quiet now?” Angel asked. “There was no-one outside.”
“Good point, Peaches. Weren’t no bugger about when me and Xan passed
though.”
“Is everyone hiding?” Xander asked.
“Some are,” Sharl replied. “While some have retreated, ready to gather
and strike, some have simply hidden under their beds. Some managed to
get here. K’bat’s people struck so fast – no-one had any idea that it
was coming. We were unprepared for the fall-out.”
“Is it safe here? For all those people, I mean.” The club was full of
children. If K’bat or Isaac struck now, there would be nowhere for them
to hide – nowhere for them to go. It struck Xander that it was risky to
keep everybody here.
“There is nowhere safe.”
“Sure there is,” Xander argued. “Well, safer. We should lead them
underground.”
“Underground?”
“Yeah, like in War of the Worlds. Underground – a brave new world.”
Xander cleared his throat when everybody stared at him. “Or maybe just
hiding out in the sewers is better than sitting in a known club, on
known gangster territory, waiting for everybody to get their heads blown
off.”
“My boy’s got a point.”
Xander grinned. “I do sometimes.”
“And in the meantime?” Gagan handed Xander a glass of water and two
pills. “How long are our people supposed to hide in the muck?”
“Until we kill Isaac and K’bat.” Angel stood decisively. “Do you have
any weapons here? Swords?” he asked Sharl.
“Yes, in the basement. You’re honestly thinking about taking them on?
Alone?”
“They’re only two demons.”
“Yup, and like a house of cards, if you take one out the whole thing
collapses. Uh – unless you take the top card…whoops, bad analogy. Forget
me. I’ll be over here.” Xander ducked his head and tried to hide his
sudden embarrassment. He really was useless at times, he thought.
Angel ignored Xander’s speech and instead stared intently at Sharl.
“They’re flesh and bone. They’ll hack to pieces like any other demon.”
Xander raised his hand. “Except the Judge. We kinda had to blow him up.
And then there was Acathla…okay, shutting up now.”
“Can you tell us where we can find them? Right now?” Angel asked.
“Of course.”
“Xander? Will you lead the people down the sewers? Hide them until this
is over?”
“Me? Really? Okay, sure, I can do that. No problemo.”
“Spike?” Angel studied his Childe closely. He was by no means operating
on full thrusters – and when did he start thinking in Xander and Doyle
terms? – but he was fit enough to fight, and fight well.
“I’m in,” Spike said before Angel could say anything else.
“What about me?” Doyle asked.
Angel was tempted to ask him to accompany Xander into the sewers, but he
knew it would be lame. Doyle would see right through it. Xander was
perfectly capable of navigating the tunnels below and, honestly, he was
the best man for the job. Angel wasn’t sure where Xander had gotten such
an in-depth knowledge of LA’s sewer system, but he was certainly
grateful for it now.
It was just so tempting to try to hide Doyle away from what was to come
– protect him from harm and keep him safe with Xander. But one look at
Doyle’s face told him that his lover was currently reading his mind and
wasn’t going to be pleased at that outcome.
“Well?” Doyle asked again.
“Make sure your sword isn’t too heavy. Light, but sharp; that’s all you
need.”
Doyle smiled back his thanks.
**
The tunnels were dark and gloomy,
seemingly blacker to Xander than usual. He suspected it was more due to
his fear that he was alone in this than the tunnels actually being
especially dark.
Xander Harris, former screw-up, was in charge of keeping safe in excess
of thirty demons. Children, their mothers, fathers and grandparents -
these were not the types of demons that waged a war or killed to defend
territory. They were just people.
The more headstrong and determined had joined Spike, Angel and Doyle in
their quest to find K’Bat and Isaac, and Xander was left with the rest.
Families that just wanted ordinary lives, free from fear and
persecution.
“Are you lost?” asked a small voice from the vicinity of Xander’s
kneecaps.
“Uh – nope.” Xander looked down to the demon child at his side. “Not
lost.”
“Are you sure?”
“Completely. I know all these tunnels like the back of my hand. I’m
totally unlost.”
“But the tunnels all look the same. Pappy says you’re lost.”
“I’m not lost,” Xander repeated patiently.
“Then why are we moving so slowly?”
“One – We kinda have some old folks here. Two – I need to make sure I
don’t take a wrong turn. And three – We’re not actually moving that
slowly.”
The little girl pondered on this. “Why would you take a wrong turn? I
thought you said you knew the tunnels?”
“I do. They just all look the same.”
“But I already said that.”
“Meesha!” hissed a female voice. “Don’t bother the man.”
Xander turned and caught a glimpse of a bright pink arm dragging the
bright pink little demon girl away from him.
“Sorry,” the girl’s mother apologised.
“Hey, it’s okay. I can walk and talk. Multi-tasking is my middle name.”
Xander smiled in reassurance. These people were way beyond scared. The
tunnels echoed with clattering, phantom footsteps and noises from above
that twisted in the dark and turned into paranoid delusions.
“Where are we going?” asked another voice. This one was growly, but not
in an aggressive way. More like a growly cuddle bear sort of way.
“These tunnels have a lot of rooms,” Xander explained. “You know, like
storerooms and electrical rooms, that sort of thing. Some of them are
real big.”
The crowd whispered and murmured about humans and discovery.
“Some of the rooms are abandoned. Humans won’t find us.” Xander silently
crossed his fingers that they wouldn’t find the humans. A pack of
crack junkies would be really bad timing.
“What was that?!” The anonymous voice caused a ripple of turning heads,
the demons looking in all direction for whatever that was.
“Come on, guys,” Xander tried. When he was ignored, it looked like
Xander would need to raise his voice. He didn’t want to take the risk,
but it didn’t look like his not-so-captive audience was giving him a
choice. “GUYS!”
When the demons quietened they all turned to him and waited for his
advice.
“That was just the pipes creaking. It was nothing. These tunnels are
old; there’s bound to be some major creakage now and again.” As if on
cue the pipes creaked a second time. “And again. See?”
Thirty faces stared silently at him, wanting to believe they were safe
but not quite able grasp it. Maybe that was because they weren’t. How
could they be? If Angel and the gang failed, what would become of all
these families then? What would K’Bat and Isaac do to the family of a
rebel?
“Let’s just keep going.” There wasn’t much else to say. Xander walked on
ahead and smiled slightly as he heard the demons shuffling along behind
him. Whacky padded away and went to take up the rear guard again. When
they’d stopped he had made his way to his Master’s side, just in case he
needed some moral support, or in case he had some sort of beef treat to
offer.
Xander continued for what seemed like hours and eventually stopped at a
junction that split off in two directions. From the plans Xander had
studied he remembered that both ways would eventually lead to the same
room that he was heading for, but the left tunnel took a little longer.
It made sense to take the right. That, and the fact that the left tunnel
also seemed contain a giant, black, snarling, savage dog-beast.
“Ummm. Guys?” he called back over his shoulder. “Anyone lose their
family dog?”
Xander turned back to the creature and fake-grinned as widely as humanly
possible. “Nice doggy?”
**
Angel glanced around the warehouse. Every inch of available floor space
was covered in bodies.
“Someone’s been busy,” Spike remarked.
“Isaac did this.” A completely naked and bald Turoke demon called
Bishall nodded to himself. “I know some of these people. I worked with
them.”
Bishall had once worked for K’bat. For six months he’d fallen deeply
into a web of crime under the wing of the tyrant. When he’d finally had
enough, when he’d witnessed the needless deaths of countless innocents,
he’d backed out and gone underground. Through fear of repercussion he
hadn’t shown his face for three months.
Until today.
Cowering among the many at Pandemonium, Bishall had stood with the
others that offered to help take out the two gang bosses. Their families
had descended into the sewers with the boy to hide and ensure they were
safe, while they were prepared to fight and die to keep them that way.
“Don’t suppose any of them are K’bat himself?” Doyle asked.
Bishall barked out orders in a demon language. The others behind him -
twenty demons that were prepared to suffer no more - nodded and spread
out around the warehouse.
“So, this is Gangsters’ Paradise, is it?” Spike leant against a pillar
and dug his cigarettes out of his pocket. “Bloody dump, if you ask me.”
“No-one’s asking you,” Angel snapped. “What’s going on over there?”
Some of the demons had grouped in the far corner.
“Have you found something?” Angel paused. “Someone?”
One of the demons turned and nodded and as Angel, Doyle and Spike
approached, they fanned out to let them see a very, very dead body.
“Who’s this git, then?”
“That is Isaac,” boomed a voiced from behind them.
As the demon approached with what appeared to be a small army, Doyle
wasn’t sure he should ask. He did anyway. “And who might you be?”
“K’bat.”
**
Xander hung on to the creature’s neck and tried in vain to snap it and
avoid the extremely sharp claws at the same time. He’d managed, with
Whacky’s help, to pull the creature further into the left tunnel and had
shouted for the others to take the right passage and run. Now he was
left with one really pissed off mother of a demon canine that just
wasn’t going to drop.
A giant paw came down and pressed on Xander’s chest for leverage. The
claws unsheathed and Xander couldn’t help the cry of pain as they dug
into his skin.
Whacky ran around and around them, barking and biting, but the creature
simply batted him away or shrugged him off. Weirdly, even Whacky with
his giant size looked like a tiddly puppy in comparison.
As the creature’s other paw raised in the air, Xander suddenly realised
he was about to lose his face. He let go of the huge, hairy neck and
twisted his trapped body away as far as he could, shielding his head
with his arms. But instead of the pain of tearing and splitting flesh,
Xander felt a mildly pleasant fan of air as the clawed paw whisked
passed him. It missed by only an inch as the creature became suddenly
distracted by a much larger concern than the human trapped beneath him.
The concern was a set of razor sharp teeth clamped around his testicles.
Ouchie.
If Whacky could have grinned without dropping the commandeered happy
sacs, he certainly would have. Damn, no-good demon dog. How dare it
attack his master?! Well, let’s just hear the big bad doggy scream like
a girly girl.
Whacky bit down harder, shook, and pulled at the same time. The scream
was delightful.
Xander had spent quite some time training with both Spike and Angel.
He’d learned many hard, painful lessons from them both. One of those
things was never to hesitate, ever, especially when your life or other’s
were at stake. Another of those lessons was to kill something properly.
Life was often like a scary movie – and not the comedy version. You
either cut off the head or die when you walk away feeling cocky and your
enemy has gotten up and clobbered you with an axe.
For instance, it’s your life, or your enemy’s. You have a gun. He
doesn’t. He will kill you if he can. You get off a fairly good shot with
the one bullet you have left and your enemy drops. What do you do? You
would shoot him again just to be sure, but no more bullets.
What do you do?
Turn the gun around and bash his fucking brains out with the other end,
that’s what you do.
As soon as the creature thrashed away from him, Xander reacted. He
rolled clear and made a quick dash back to the other tunnel to get the
sword he’d dropped earlier. He turned, waited a moment for the creature
to throw its head back in agony from another Whacky-shake, and struck.
Xander slammed himself forwards, raising the sword and bringing it down
in line with the demon’s neck. A small stumble on the slippery sewer
floor caused Xander to falter and the sword changed direction slightly
and embedded in the creature’s shoulder.
The demon howled in agony and Xander cursed himself for being so stupid.
This may be his enemy and he wasn’t going to hesitate and he was going
to kill it, but that didn’t mean that he had to cause it unnecessary
pain.
Whacky didn’t really give a shit.
Tail wagging, he snapped at the testicles and got an even better grip
that stopped the demon dog from flailing and gave Xander a much better
angle for a half-decent beheading.
Xander raised the sword and this time sliced it through the demon’s
neck. It stuck halfway, caught on bone, so Xander pulled out the sword
and, with a better idea of how tough this neck was, dealt a blow that
took the head clean off.
“Wow. That was…unpleasant. Especially for him. Where’s a lightning
strike when you need one, huh? Damn, no good powers.”
Whacky opened his mouth and gagged before trotting over to his master
and checking that he was okay. A small amount of bleeding could be
smelled, but nothing serious.
“You’re a good boy, aren’t you?” Xander absently petted Whacky’s head.
“Come on, let’s get going. We gotta get those people to safety, then we
can rest and find you a toilet bowl to drink out of.”
**
The fight was long and hard, and Angel was at a definite disadvantage.
K’bat’s people outnumbered them two to one, plus many of them were
extremely good fighters. Angel’s recruits were mostly just people, just
demons that had no inclination to fight or learn how. And here they were
thrown straight into the line of fire. Several of them died almost
instantly, the weak, picked off by K’bat’s men.
But there was one thing that Angel had on his side that K’bat didn’t.
Family and a lust for retribution.
He’d nearly lost them all today. Xander, Spike, Cordy, Doyle --
he’d come so close to being without them. If that had happened then his
life would have been made worthless. And that wasn’t something he’d felt
in a long time. Not since the gypsy girl and his soul.
And now his family were alive and Angel intended to keep them that way.
He sliced and diced his way through countless minion demons, fighting to
get closer to where K’bat watched with pleasure.
Angel killed K’bat’s people without even a thought, barely noticing
their bodies fall as he kept one eye on Doyle, one on Spike and one on
K’bat. And with only two eyes in his possession, that was quite a feat.
The anger built inside him as he glimpsed the smirk plastered over
K’bat’s face. Well, he’d slice that smile right off just as soon as he
reached him.
Angel remembered the moment of the explosion, the sky lighting up in a
great cloud of flame as Angel Investigations was blown into a trillion
pieces. He didn’t care for his possessions, for the books that he’d
owned for a century, the art he’d collected or the wing-back chair that
he’d once adored. All he cared for was his family. And at that moment,
with the thought that Doyle was gone, and maybe Spike, Xander and
Cordelia too, his world had turned to darkness. Angelus had screamed
inside just as he screamed now, screamed that Spike was not in sight.
Angel gutted another demon and stopped. He looked frantically around for
his Childe, but Spike was nowhere to be seen. “Doyle!” he shouted as his
lover threw down a demon and impaled him with his sword.
“Angel?”
“Have you seen Spike?!”
Doyle looked around him and then stopped. “You mean that Spike?” He
pointed at K’bat. No, behind |